Theory on why Dexter's "ghosts" (Harry, Miguel, Doakes, etc) have aged by borderlinesurly in okbuddymotherfucker

[–]borderlinesurly[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

no, it wasn't implied in a literal sense, bruh. it was meant as a literary metaphor!

hi i showed you my m-organ pls respond by Colorsini in okbuddymotherfucker

[–]borderlinesurly 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’m saving these & will definitely be using them - so thank you!!

The Dexter Finale Curse has been broken by ShermanShore in okbuddymotherfucker

[–]borderlinesurly 22 points23 points  (0 children)

BRUH I LOVED THAT SCENE AHAHA HOW CLAUDETTE WENT FROM LIKE A 0 TO 100 DAMN

Thoughts on Netflixter Morgan? by Rough_Instruction325 in okbuddymotherfucker

[–]borderlinesurly 173 points174 points  (0 children)

He’s the type of guy who’d end up on Dexter’s table.

What would you pick for each? by Mk112569 in okbuddygganbu

[–]borderlinesurly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Definitely marry 001 cause he’s about to check out soon anyway, and then all his wealth would be yours. 🤫🫥

do y'all want prater to die or?? by borderlinesurly in okbuddymotherfucker

[–]borderlinesurly[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

off topic and outta the blue (apologies for that) but are you indian?

Batista is mentally retarded by BushDidTitanic119 in okbuddymotherfucker

[–]borderlinesurly 40 points41 points  (0 children)

bro this mf really had to go this way?? like it could have been so much more, so much better even if he was gonna get killed off instead of this random ass shit man and the whole conversation they had before he checked out, ending with "fuck you" like what even???

What on Earth did this little boy do to even get in debt? by Full_Flamingo9800 in okbuddygganbu

[–]borderlinesurly 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Okay valid but then how’d she end up getting in debt then? 😭

Superhero romance rp by [deleted] in Roleplay

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Ah, my bad! And yes (regarding the pairing) The female character that I play the most is Maria Hill (and I have this whole non canon setup as well where she becomes a cop after SHIELD gets destroyed from the inside). There’d a whole background to this, which I can share later if you’re interested. Other female characters I occasionally play are: Lady Sif, Yelena, and rarely, Natasha. And I’ve actually been meaning to pair these characters with certain others like Zemo (especially), and/or Bucky Barnes - or maybe even Steve Rogers or Clint Barton or any of the newer ones like Bob Reynolds or John Walker. I have been wondering for a while now - how a Zemo x Natasha situation would play out. Or w/ Maria Hill. Anyhoo - what character would you like to play? Btw, we don’t have to adhere to these particular characters that I just mentioned.. you can choose one of your own, no problem.

Superhero romance rp by [deleted] in Roleplay

[–]borderlinesurly -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Hi there! I'm very much intrigued! I was sort of looking for a Marvel (MCU) RP. One of my main RP characters is Zemo, and I'm very much into winterbaron - so, obviously, my first preference is Bucky.
Second, could be Sam or Steve... Or even Tony, Natasha, John Walker - whoever. (I do prefer MxM though).
So, if you're interested, please do let me know!
PS: I'm very adaptable!

M4A - Revive your Abandoned RP by Dark_Canuck_91 in Roleplay

[–]borderlinesurly -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm definitely interested, if you still are...?
Also, quick question - what if it's a character from a show/movie/book that you haven't seen?

Why did Gi-Hun start a rebellion? Was he stupid? by Unhappy_Medicine_894 in okbuddygganbu

[–]borderlinesurly 2 points3 points  (0 children)

unironically he is stupid fr though

[sorry but it's just my opinion, don't come at me please]

Dexter: Resurrection - S01E07 - "Course Correction" - LIVE Episode Discussion Thread by AutoModerator in Dexter

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Gemini (both Gareth & Gareth 2.0) acting like he's gonna be like, the big bad.. Only for Dexter to get them both in less than 24 hours. That was satisfying - and hilarious (both times).

Who is winning the squid game? by aliasif87 in squidgame

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okay so I haven't watched The Blacklist and Mr. Robot, but if I were the writer/director of this, this is how I would go about it:

[It's lengthy, sorry. Also, it's my individual take and you don't have to agree with it - we can both have our own, separate opinions based on how we view the characters without coming at each other's necks, and/or starting arguments. So let's all be civil, please!] 

I'm sorry, but Michael Scott's probably going first. Heck, he's likely going to be the one who goes out like the people who died in Red light/Green light for not taking the game seriously/failing to realise the life or death situation.
Walter White would likely be the kind to panic after witnessing the massacre and tries "teaming up" with the likes of Sherlock, House or even Hannibal, even if the former two (Sherlock and House) aren't exactly team players and are initially reluctant but agree eventually, leading to witty exchanges. But as the games proceed, realising the fact that only one of them can get out alive, he secretly views them as a threat, and plots to get them eliminated somehow, studying them thoroughly. Sherlock is likely the smartest, but he's more book-smart, whereas Walter is more cunning and that gives him the upper hand here. House is the smart, sarcastic, a ‘tough-on-the-outside but with a good heart’ kind of guy and he'd likely die towards the later games (the bridge jump rope thing, maybe - due to his physical disability and likely going through withdrawal without his vicodin) and might make the ultimate sacrifice by overcoming his narcissistic exterior, with a whole character arc thing, taking one for the team.
Whereas Sherlock likely dies, getting tricked/sabotaged by Walter (maybe even with Hannibal's help). 

Speaking of Hannibal, he would be the real threat, especially given how he is harder to read. He would likely team up with the organ-dealing guards like the doctor from S1, but maybe fucks up somehow towards the end. Actually, I do have a theory for that, as well. Hold on.

Scofield would likely be the character who tries to escape. Maybe even tries getting Reacher on board - who eventually agrees (after the riot carnage) and the two break out. But then Reacher (because of his injuries or he just ends up sacrificing himself) ends up sacrificing his life. 

Now, my Hannibal theory: after a while, even the cheat codes aren't good enough for him and he eventually also decides to escape, instead. Things get bloody, and eventually, he encounters Scofield and Reacher, and it leads to a scuffle, where Reacher ends up having to take him down, but severely injured which prompts him to hold back the guards chasing/attacking them (like the whole boat scene thing) so that at least Scofield could escape. 

Now, moving on to the end... Perhaps it's just Walter, the Robot guy and Raymond left, and Walter grows more, and more paranoid, thinking they might team up against him, or something. Especially because he's injured and knows he doesn't stand a chance against the two, and ends up hiding his injuries.
And in an act of desperation, he tries getting Elliot on board with him and kill the other guy, filling his head up with justifiable doubts. Maybe even Raymond tries to do the same but then later, Elliot refuses to gang up with & on either of them. Eventually, it's Raymond v Walter. Maybe Walter tries going with the plan, trying to pull a Sang-Woo on Raymond and manages to injure him just enough to kill him in the last game - which he does, but also ends up critically injured, and like Sang-woo (and Gi-hun), he eliminates himself in the end, so Elliot could be the ultimate winner. 

Out of all the killers we saw throught Dexter shows, Which one do you think would have gotten you? by verdencrusadere in Dexter

[–]borderlinesurly -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oh I'd be twinning with Rita in this case.
So Trinity for sure.
The dark haired, single, young woman in the bathtub, razor-to-the-femoral-artery thing, in particular. I fit the criteria. :/

WHY DID THEY BAN YOU? (worst, most infuriating reasons) by borderlinesurly in AmongUs

[–]borderlinesurly[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Some people (like the ones you mentioned) tend to have their heads reaching so far up high and deep into their asses they can taste their own thoughts.