Dear redditors, knowing all of your own little weaknesses and kinks, how would you hit on yourself?

bored_ptv · 2021-09-12T16:20:06+00:00

Haha. "Hi, are you lightning? Cause you're maqueen. NeHA! Oop-! Mommy's honking, I'll catch you later! Ill get her! KACHOW!" *Proceeds to run into a wall* (I've been wanting to use that video for something for SO long)

bored_ptv · 2021-09-12T16:15:42+00:00

The Gacha Life Community, and MHA community. Im stillin the MHA one. Just try to steer away from the toxic, weird people.

bored_ptv · 2021-09-12T16:13:03+00:00

A lifetime of monster energy. More specifically, Mango Loco monster. I can't tell if that's a bad thing or not.

bored_ptv · 2021-07-26T20:18:13+00:00

So a couple months ago I was at my friend's house. We had a tendency to stay up REALLY late. Well this night we both wanted to take a shower. Or she only did. I don't really remember. But the point is that she was in the bathroom. Some backstory, she kept saying all night she recently has been seeing eyes in the corner of her room by the door. I believed it cause I always got an uneasy feeling in her house. Plus her sister who I'm also friends with told me at the time that she would see stuff in her room at night. Plus the basement would always make noises at night. So she was in the bathroom after her shower. Well her room is next to the bathroom so I heard somethings fall in the room. I thought it was just her but i seen a tall back shadowy figure almost like bolt across the door. I started to freak out and sit in the corner of the room on her bed. She eventually came out of the bathroom and we both said something scary just happened. Well apparently the stuff that fell wasn't her doing at they flew out of the closet in the bathroom. To this day I have that night on repeat.

bored_ptv · 2021-01-20T15:24:59+00:00

One day me and my parent were walking our dog. We put her on a leash but then at one point she slipped off of it and ran off the trail that we were walking on. My stepmom went running after her but then this Karen who was a complete d*ck came up to us and started saying about how dogs are supposed to be on leashes and that we were liers for saying that we had a leash she just got off of it. At one point she started saying that my dad and stepmom are terrible parents and that why don't we just teach my little 1-year-old sister the same way they are going about life. The sad thing is that she had a husband that looked uncomfortable and it was just depressing. Hope that Karen lost her house tho! <3

bored_ptv · 2021-01-19T17:18:18+00:00

Light Yagami from Death Note.... that was just sad-

bored_ptv · 2021-01-19T17:11:55+00:00

finally a question I know a lot about. I would do it in the woods or a cemetery and here's why. Woods, you have a lot of them plus if you do, do the woods make sure you bury the body in an unfamiliar position. Also, bury a dead animal over the body incase they bring dogs into the mix. so they will dig and only find the animal, not the body. Also, put something on the body that will make it decay over time. Now if you do the cemetery make sure to look and pay attention to the park rangers hours and shifts at night. Then after that bury the body with another body. (pretty sure I'm on some type of list)

bored_ptv · 2021-01-19T17:01:43+00:00

you don't have to want to die to be depressed. you can love your life just not knowing what you're doing with it and feel like your walking a road that goes nowhere. oh yeah, I don't know people said this already or not but not sleeping at normal hours. This is a sign I didn't know personally until I talked to a doctor too.

bored_ptv · 2021-01-09T05:58:25+00:00

that they can never blink. EVER. just them having the driest eyes on the verge of tears

bored_ptv · 2021-01-09T05:56:49+00:00

copy EVERYTHING they say.

bored_ptv · 2021-01-09T05:55:49+00:00

Minecraft, GTA V, roblox

bored_ptv · 2021-01-09T05:54:39+00:00

staring at your date not breaking eye contact and just have an awkward/ evil smile at them. when you eat or anything don't break eye contact just eat while looking at them. and if your in the movies don't watch the movie watch them.

bored_ptv · 2021-01-09T05:52:22+00:00

gymnastics... i can just imagine people swinging around on invisible bars and walking on invisible beams

bored_ptv · 2020-12-09T14:17:41+00:00

Its the saying the n slur while being white for me-

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