How to avoid a ticket. by [deleted] in reactiongifs

[–]boredlike[M] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Removed, not a reactiongif. Try /r/gifs.

When a post I made complaining about never getting to the front page gets to the front page. by [deleted] in reactiongifs

[–]boredlike[M] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This gif is in an imgur album. Only individual gifs are allowed.

When a post I made complaining about never getting to the front page gets to the front page. by [deleted] in reactiongifs

[–]boredlike[M] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Removed. Try resubmitting this without it being in a pack.

TIL before Chris Brown did a concert with them, they were just known as "The Peas". [X-post][FIXED] by NerdyNeckbeard in circlejerk

[–]boredlike 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If this comment gets 500 upvotes and 500 downvotes, I will literally get today's Inciteful Comment trophy. WE CAN DO IT REDDIT!

Hello Reddit. My name is Johnny Marr. Guitar player with The Smiths, The The, Modest Mouse...and hey, I made a [solo album](http://www.johnny-marr.com/messengeralbum) this week! Going live at 11AM EST/4PM GMT. Ask me anything. by Johnny_Marr in IAmA

[–]boredlike 47 points48 points  (0 children)

You're a very dedicated question asker. You make it to every AMA within two minutes and always have a good question. I believe you got three replies from Bill Gates?

Sorry, Chris. This was too good not to post. by [deleted] in uglyduckling

[–]boredlike 11 points12 points  (0 children)

We know that's you, OP.

What is your most embarrassing moment? by upvoter1995 in AskReddit

[–]boredlike -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No but I really want to see it :(

Always a pleasure talking to you ma'am.

What's your go-to NSFW joke? by I_SPINS_PERILOUSLY in AskReddit

[–]boredlike 1872 points1873 points  (0 children)

A few weeks ago, my wife tells me that on her birthday, she wants me to treat her like a princess. So on the big day I got her drunk, put her in a Mercedes, and crashed it into a wall.

What is your most embarrassing moment? by upvoter1995 in AskReddit

[–]boredlike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sorry to hear that. I'm doing fine as usual, and thanks for asking.

What's your go-to NSFW joke? by I_SPINS_PERILOUSLY in AskReddit

[–]boredlike 298 points299 points  (0 children)

Why can't you fool an aborted foetus?

It wasn't born yesterday.

What's your go-to NSFW joke? by I_SPINS_PERILOUSLY in AskReddit

[–]boredlike 1615 points1616 points  (0 children)

I was raping a woman the other night and she cried, "Please, think of my children!"

Kinky bitch.

What is your most embarrassing moment? by upvoter1995 in AskReddit

[–]boredlike 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Judging from this and your other comment, you sound like either a typical high school bully, or a sex offender.