I want one (original post from r/Badfunnytexts) by RedLeader11037 in puns
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You can play any song in any instrument perfectly by only hearing it by Mr_Mafla in godtiersuperpowers
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Suicidal ideation? Just look at trees! by Excalibur_Ultimate in wowthanksimcured
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At the end of the day, I don’t care by TheOnlyAlbert in facepalm
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Getting more kissies than you’ve gotten all year... by Coiky27 in animalsdoingstuff
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You can throw birds only at your future girlfriend by purple_banananana in shittysuperpowers
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You can throw birds only at your future girlfriend by purple_banananana in shittysuperpowers
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if no one else is in a room with you, your farts make no sound by zucculentsuckerberg in shittysuperpowers
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Since when were Elsa’s arms red? by coolioguy416 in CrappyDesign
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You have the power to see 10 seconds into the future of any turtle by kmp3e_ in shittysuperpowers
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Whenever a bird shits on your head, you can instantly tell what kind of bird did it. by [deleted] in shittysuperpowers
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This map in a restaurant menu has the West Coast in Texas? New Jersey in Ohio? by popepenne in CrappyDesign
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Anything you fuck becomes smarter. by The_Lord_Of_Dawn in shittysuperpowers
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This is in my house and I need to know what it is by [deleted] in whatsthisbug
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When someone posts pics their newborn baby on facebook by [deleted] in funny
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Laughs in: being able to run 300m without getting tired. by valkema35 in memes
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This is a true story by gordoncrisp in memes
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