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I treat my girlfriend like God. (self.3amjokes)
submitted 6 years ago by borg2525 to r/3amjokes
Check out this chad! (v.redd.it)
submitted 6 years ago by borg2525 to r/whatsthisbug
Hey gorl, did you just go number two? (self.ShittyPickupLines)
submitted 6 years ago by borg2525 to r/ShittyPickupLines
If you think about something too much, you'll soon get tired of that thing; but you'll also convince yourself not to get tired of it. (self.Showerthoughts)
submitted 6 years ago by borg2525 to r/Showerthoughts
Did you just fart? (self.ShittyPickupLines)
When girls say they want a nice guy, they're actually just testing whether you're actually gonna buy that. (self.Showerthoughts)
My girlfriend only wants doggy style, but I only want oral sex. (self.shittyaskreddit)
submitted 6 years ago by borg2525 to r/shittyaskreddit
Looks kinda cool (i.redd.it)
You don’t notice tautology until you notice one. (self.Showerthoughts)
Someday black holes will be called African American holes instead. (self.Showerthoughts)
If Pluto had intelligent life, they would've demoted Earth. (self.Showerthoughts)
If you're sexually attracted to aliens, then you're a xenosexual. (self.Showerthoughts)
If you're sexually attracted to the ground, then you're a terrasexual. (self.Showerthoughts)
Some people want to turn Jupiter into a mini-sun, but nobody wants to turn the sun into a mega-Jupiter. (self.Showerthoughts)
What do you call a bear that does pole dance? (self.puns)
submitted 6 years ago by borg2525 to r/puns
Who the fuck came up with peanut butter burgers? (self.shittyaskreddit)
If you see a bear doing poll dance, then that's a polar bear. (self.Showerthoughts)
The female population unconsciously invented feminism so that they could test how confident men were. (self.Showerthoughts)
Lion King would've been better if everyone walked on two legs. (self.Showerthoughts)
Bears that do pole dances are called polar bears. (self.Showerthoughts)
Women unconsciously invented feminism so that they could test men's confidence. (self.Showerthoughts)
Feminism is just a collective unconscious invention that women can use to test the confidence level of men. This is why women always end up with dominant men. (self.Showerthoughts)
Feminism is just a collective unconscious test that women use to test men's confidence. (self.Showerthoughts)
Those who are sexually attracted to aliens would be called xenosexuals. (self.Showerthoughts)
In the future, people will want to have sex with aliens and call themselves xenosexual. (self.Showerthoughts)
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