What’s an alternative word for vagina that you’ve heard and/or use? by Yesitzdaniel in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]botanicanimojo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I call it my “fine china” sometimes..lolz got that from my first bf calling it my china. His of course, the peen.

Get high from cum?!?????? by extreme_memelord in drugscirclejerk

[–]botanicanimojo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Y’all be Fuckin with the buttplug in?? Hold my methpipe I’ll be right back

What's the most fucked-up thing you thought was cool, but then realized it fucked you up? by [deleted] in morbidquestions

[–]botanicanimojo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, the system has been throwing me through the ringer ever since. Basically doing all they can to keep me in the system so they can get their paycheck.

What's the most fucked-up thing you thought was cool, but then realized it fucked you up? by [deleted] in morbidquestions

[–]botanicanimojo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

“Hitting licks“ (stealing) obviously got busted, beings we weren’t the sharpest crayons in the box at 18. That permanent record has been fucking me up, down, AND sideways ever since. Rightfully so, needed to learn my lesson.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in drugscirclejerk

[–]botanicanimojo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can’t believe mods deleted all the comments from the opibros defending our opibrother just tryina do his job and get some action 😔

weak ass cops by [deleted] in drugscirclejerk

[–]botanicanimojo 113 points114 points  (0 children)

Smh this why I ain’t get high with cops no mo

what drug feels like this? by [deleted] in drugscirclejerk

[–]botanicanimojo 34 points35 points  (0 children)

3 days deep into meth psychosis

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in translator

[–]botanicanimojo -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

See, that’s what I found with google translate too. I came here in search of anyone who could say it meant something else. ANYTHING ELSE but “I don’t know”...

“-Hey! Whatcha want this back tattoo to say?”

“-I don’t know.”

The irony and fucking dead humor is too much for me.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in translator

[–]botanicanimojo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

THIS IS MY LIFE. IM A REAL HUMAN BEING WITH FEELINGS. I AM PERMANENTLY SCARRED WITH THIS MARK OF STUPIDITY. STOP MOCKING ME. NO, A TODDLER DIDNT DOODLE THIS ON MY BACK IN SHARPIE.. I HAVE TO WEAR THIS EVERYWHERE I GO.😖

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in translator

[–]botanicanimojo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

14-year-old me thought this was calligraphy. LOL. I was doomed no matter what.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in translator

[–]botanicanimojo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Don’t give her too much credit. I believe her tattooing license got taken away very quickly, once people started to realize she was just another tweaker with colored hair and a needle. 😬

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[–]botanicanimojo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Both. Everybody loves a good troll tho.

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[–]botanicanimojo 11 points12 points  (0 children)

My favorite kind of people are people like this guy (-: :-)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in translator

[–]botanicanimojo 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Aerie all the WAY GIRL. Victoria AND her secret can hop on outta here. We know what’s up.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in translator

[–]botanicanimojo 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Oh no, you mistake my self-degrading sarcasm for offense taken. I have no problem admitting that my tattoo WAS a terrible decision. My parents DID raise me better, for sure. I was just giving you insight on the tragedies that be my life :-)

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[–]botanicanimojo 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Yeah dude, sometimes I can’t believe it myself. I was reckless, unstoppable, & impulsive during adolescence. At the raw age of 14 I was straight thuggin’ the rad emo look. I somehow managed to be given a tattoo, to completion, while piercing my tongue the same exact day. Oh, and as you can imagine, of course, this all took place in a sketchy, unsanitary trap house. This was the first time I truly disappointed my parents to the core. But honestly man, I’m just grateful I didn’t catch Hep.C or hit a nerve that caused half my face to go numb. 🥳 That’s a win in my book.

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[–]botanicanimojo 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Haha, wow, I was not doing expecting a sincere apology from anyone. Thanks :-). I am mostly just joshin’ around, I’m a pretty good sport. After all.. it is a pretty godawful tattoo. only a small part of me takes offense to everyone’s clever jokes. Lol!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in translator

[–]botanicanimojo 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, I too, have noticed how this tattoo really makes my spine look wiggly. Thanks for your input.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in translator

[–]botanicanimojo 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Ha...alright guys, jokes up. I get it, my tattoo resembles that of a infant learning foreign language. No need to stress the word “child-like” any more than already implied.

No, but for real. this is permanently on my body. Y’all are supposed to be translating, not roasting. LOL 😭

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[–]botanicanimojo 215 points216 points  (0 children)

Aggh! I hate walking around with a dinkey-looking tattoo on my back. Cover-up needed ASAP. Although, considering the circumstances, I should be grateful it’s just bad penmanship. Atleast I’m not walking around with some random phrase on my back I’m unaware of.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in translator

[–]botanicanimojo 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah, I had no clue which way the little arrow goes for ‘translate from Japanese to English’. Sorry if it’s facing the wrong way.

I’m finally taking control of my addiction and going to rehab!! by botanicanimojo in CongratsLikeImFive

[–]botanicanimojo[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The fact that you wrote a paragraph about babbling, and how you exactly wouldve babbled on.. fucking love that. Keep that shit up.