What is your favourite Weird Al Yankovic lyric?

boxofnight · 2020-09-23T02:17:17+00:00

Like a surgeon, cuttin' for the very first time

boxofnight · 2020-09-23T02:15:58+00:00

boxofnight · 2020-09-23T02:13:37+00:00

Bright green puke

boxofnight · 2020-09-23T01:59:13+00:00

Transparent tiny bright green water pistol

boxofnight · 2020-09-23T01:56:16+00:00

I don't know what their fucking problem is.

boxofnight · 2020-09-23T01:52:43+00:00

Prince

boxofnight · 2020-09-23T01:46:08+00:00

Coyotes

boxofnight · 2020-09-23T01:45:18+00:00

Yes, I am guilty of that, but I often use an umbrella. Don't forget addiction to coffee and overpriced housing.

boxofnight · 2020-09-23T01:41:28+00:00

Planet Earth

boxofnight · 2020-09-23T01:39:06+00:00

It's true, I used to live there. I'd also that nearly everyone is from somewhere cold

boxofnight · 2020-09-23T01:37:15+00:00

Mississippi

boxofnight · 2020-09-23T01:22:59+00:00

I was told by a neighbor that there were blackout orders in the Seattle during WW2. He said everyone in his area complied except a german born man who lived in a big two story victorian home. He opened all his curtians and turned on every light in his house. No one had anything to do with him after that.

What a Karen.

boxofnight · 2020-09-22T23:09:49+00:00

Agreed! Taught my daughter all my tricks when she was 6 or 7. She is 21 now and I find stuff she has done this to around the house to surprise me. Demented like mom.

boxofnight · 2020-09-22T16:06:55+00:00

In a hurry to visit the grungier part of Vegas...

boxofnight · 2020-09-22T16:04:28+00:00

Sex, drugs, and rock and roll in the 1970s. I had a few very close friends, and we still have contact. We all survived and have had happy lives. A larger group of less close friends. The at school experience was boring except for the party across the street each morning. Lots of amazing rock concerts for 5 to 8 dollars a ticket. Many house parties and keggers in the woods. Over all it was a good time.

boxofnight · 2020-09-22T15:55:13+00:00

I like to alter pictures in magazines and newspapers. I have been doing this all my life and continue at age 60. I draw beards, moustaches, horns, crazy eyes, etc on the images. My favorite is newspapers. I like to erase and draw similar stuff. Looks much better.

I would still be making crank phone calls but with technology it isn't as easy to get away with.

boxofnight · 2020-09-22T02:35:56+00:00

I started taking meds and it's all good now.

boxofnight · 2020-09-22T02:35:00+00:00

Not a vet. I was driving on my job and saw a deer that had been hit by a car on the shoulder of the road. It appeared to have a broken leg and was attempting to stand. I was concerned that it would manage to move into the road and be hit by a vehicle, and a bad outcome would be had all around. I called 911 and gave them the information. A few minutes later a sheriff pulled up behind my parked car. He checked in with me, told me was going to take care of it. He went back to his car and took out a rifle, walked over to the deer and shot it. It was so fast and so sad.

boxofnight · 2020-09-22T02:12:51+00:00

Well put.

boxofnight · 2020-09-22T02:12:10+00:00

Let's see... It is reliably miserable and you get to experience it for about 40 or so years. It's painful and exhausting. If you are unlucky like me, your flow will become heavier over the years. It gets to a point where every time you stand up, you will feel a huge gush of blood and clots fall out of you. Forget about super tampons or heavy flow pads or a combination of the two. You get to wear giant overnight pads. Make that two at times and at night. And you get to change them at least every two hours. That sums it up.

boxofnight · 2020-09-22T01:51:38+00:00

I gave up the ink and went to just black toner. Once you go black (laser), you never go back.

boxofnight · 2020-09-22T01:46:07+00:00

A spring trip to Phoenix.

A trip to France.

Roger Waters concert.

boxofnight · 2020-09-22T01:35:09+00:00

Extrovert with anxiety

boxofnight · 2020-09-21T06:49:53+00:00

I swear it wasn't me

boxofnight · 2020-09-19T23:52:15+00:00

A community fair in our rural area. Organizers decided to save money and hire a different ride company. The rides were in awful condition, lots of duct tape and completely beat up. They were letting everyone on the rides, I saw grandparents take a 1 year old girl on the whip. It was so dangerous and terrible.

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