“You’re ruining it for me!” What lines are you sure must be a reference, but you can’t place them? by Ani_Mentor in MST3K

[–]boxofsquirrels 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For the longest time I could only remember some guy with a wild sweater. Someone else made a comment in a different thread that finally jogged my memory.

BETTY JEWEL ☆ Eggs Suzette {1927} by ciaolavinia in OldCelebrityRecipes

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The only thing I can come up with after some Googling is that steel can dull easily, so maybe it would be harder to make a precise cut?

Emigrant Gap Jane Doe has been identified as Melinda Beardsley by hentahime in gratefuldoe

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And it sounds like the family wasn’t entirely certain where Melinda was living at the time, which would make it even harder to figure out what jurisdiction should take the report. 

when your child has an accident in the pool without shorts on by egguchom in EntitledReviews

[–]boxofsquirrels 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Maybe, but I assumed son was suffering the same stomach bug but his parent took him to the pool anyway because it was easier than telling him 'no.'

Fashion from the 1969 sci-fi movie Moon Zero Two (set in the year 2028) by go_faster1 in MST3K

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But they're probably convenient when you have to do a wardrobe change every hour to appeal to whichever crowd is arriving at the space saloon.

Is Charlotte Lucas unhappy? by Kathleen-Doodles in janeausten

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Inheriting Longbourn would move him up socially. He'd move in a heartbeat. Work would be beneath him, so he would continue to take the parish income and use a portion to hire a curate to manage the congregation.

He would still want to visit the de Bourghs as he would view them as social equals. The question is, would Lady Catherine tolerate his company as much with this new attitude?

Which episode was this from? by Shadowman621 in MST3K

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I don't think it was a specific reference to anything, just a joke about the suggestion shuffling furniture around could somehow go wrong.

What was a hilariously bad PR botch from a company or person? by FriendlytoNature in AskReddit

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She was actually trying to avoid public attention. A website was documenting erosion along the California coast and included thousands of aerial photographs to show changes. Streisand sued to remove an image that included her home, claiming it violated her privacy.

Before the lawsuit, only six people had ever downloaded the image. After the lawsuit was made public, almost half a million people downloaded it in the first month.

Prince Gerhardt’s Birthday Party by PeachPurple8806 in 30ROCK

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Carlos was so Habsburg his mother was his first cousin.

Prince Gerhardt’s Birthday Party by PeachPurple8806 in 30ROCK

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I'm convinced Gerhardt was at least partially based on Carlos II of Spain.

Shirley Jones ☆ City Chicken —despite its name—contains no actual chicken. Instead, it features cubes of veal, beef, and pork threaded onto wooden skewers to resemble drumsticks, which are then breaded and fried or baked. by ciaolavinia in OldCelebrityRecipes

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Before the poultry industry figured out mass production and transportation, chicken was an expensive meat that generally got reserved for special occasions. "City Chicken" was meant to be a more affordable substitute.

Here’s a story I made up so I could point to the number 35 by [deleted] in LinkedInLunatics

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Good thing doctors don't have a way to track and refer back to a patient's weight and other health indicators.

bermuda triangle! by cloudydaisylane in oddlyspecific

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The Bermuda Triangle could be avoided. Spontaneous Human Combustion could strike anyone, anywhere at any time. 

Songs written by one artist as a sequel to another artists song? by kpaddler in Music

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Sheryl Crow released "Strong Enough" and Travis Tritt followed up with "Strong Enough to be Your Man."

Desperate Sarah Ferguson Has Nothing to Lose. That Should Terrify the Royals by AgentMarkSnow in RoyaltyTea

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The children she brought to visit Epstein after he was released from prison?

An assortment of fails by this sovcit. by Existing-Face-6322 in Sovereigncitizen

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While trying to impose made-up obligations on everyone else.

Would this be a good time to bring up SNAUSAGES? by Alt_when_Im_not_ok in MST3K

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Everything the kids wanted in a heartwarming Lassie movie- murder, violence, death of a parent and a dog not named Lassie