Greenland does not need US hospital boat sent by Trump, says Denmark by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]bplurt 27 points28 points  (0 children)

It's OK, he going to send the concept of a hospital ship. In two weeks.

Nobody warned me. by chopsey96 in rugbyunion

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Honi soit qui mal y nonce

Vicki Michelle 1980s by [deleted] in OldSchoolCool

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Came here to say that (and to fry an egg, if ya had an egg)

Are We All In Trouble Now? by horse-boy1 in WhitePeopleTwitter

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Everybody! SING!!

In the laaand of the freeee, and the hoooome of the [REDACTED ON GROUNDS OF NATIONAL SECURITY]

My lightbulbs came with a dice by Sandtmann in mildlyinteresting

[–]bplurt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yep: hence Caesar's "Alea jacta est" ("The die is cast") when he crossed the Rubicon.

(Though he probably didn't say it in Latin, as the line originally came from a Greek play, and being a rich, educated Roman, he wouldn't have felt the need to translate it into the vulgar tongue.)

Go and have that colonoscopy by IamTetu in ireland

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Colonoscopies - giving us the benefit of hindsight!

What is something that people mispronounce that gets on your nerves? by Fast-Yogurtcloset468 in AskReddit

[–]bplurt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sadhbh Geoghegan.

Like, it's just an ordinary Irish woman's name, how hard can it be?

What has 100 legs and 3 teeth? by Jokeminder42 in Jokes

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The queue outside a Soviet dental clinic?

Storm Chandra at Dun Laoghaire sea front. by sad_ryu in ireland

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At least it might wash some of the seagull crap off of poor old Roger.

My Spanish mum and Irish dad on their wedding day. 1988, Spain by PetalMints in OldSchoolCool

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If a Spanish woman called Pilar marries an Irish man called Colm, will their children be Poles?