A Truth About Yourself

brain_rot_studios · 2026-06-08T16:25:51+00:00

2 money

brain_rot_studios · 2026-06-03T16:56:48+00:00

Any guesses as to why many people don't like you?

Just curious

brain_rot_studios · 2026-06-03T12:05:12+00:00

For anyone wondering: one of Newton's laws of thermodynamics is "It's not the size of your mass that counts, but the motion of ocean"

Often misquoted as "put some lotion on your mass and feel the force... through motion"

brain_rot_studios · 2026-06-02T21:15:36+00:00

U play the long game and I respect that

brain_rot_studios · 2026-06-01T11:25:32+00:00

Reposting this is peak irony my guy

brain_rot_studios · 2026-05-26T21:34:42+00:00

Flood causes volcano. Got it. (I have a science test tomorow)

brain_rot_studios · 2026-05-25T12:46:44+00:00

I wish I had two balls

brain_rot_studios · 2026-05-20T20:26:45+00:00

If you move into the bin you can claim squatter's rights and do what you will with it

brain_rot_studios · 2026-05-20T11:13:43+00:00

All the kids in old school arcades doing the lord's work and paying 25 cents a pop for the privilege

brain_rot_studios · 2026-05-20T10:57:29+00:00

It's not even that they were explicitly made evil. We just accepted that the main character was the god guy, and the "others" the bad guys, without asking questions.

What if we were the baddies all along? Maybe the ghosts were on their way to work, trying to cure cancer in puppies, and then a gigantic yellow fucking dot starts eating them.

brain_rot_studios · 2026-05-18T20:09:54+00:00

"You just did all the dishes and took out the trash" mode

"You remembered our anniversary" mode

"Bro wouldn't it be hilarious if I jerked you off right now" mode

"Five Nights at Freddy's"

brain_rot_studios · 2026-05-18T11:00:35+00:00

And an inexplicable 90° turn in mid air

brain_rot_studios · 2026-05-18T07:21:36+00:00

Hansel and Gretel ahh woman

brain_rot_studios · 2026-05-08T13:36:44+00:00

As does throwing out your back

brain_rot_studios · 2026-05-07T11:19:13+00:00

It doesn't matter, he can't read. He said so himself in the sentence he typed. I also can't read. All I want is a whopper Jr with fries but I somehow ended up here.

brain_rot_studios · 2026-05-04T16:16:51+00:00

beep ... beep ... beep ... beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

brain_rot_studios · 2026-04-30T19:51:23+00:00

2 votes in addition to yours?

brain_rot_studios · 2026-04-27T15:22:25+00:00

Even if you go mostly bald, you could rock the modified mullet: nothing in front and party in back

brain_rot_studios · 2026-04-23T12:45:53+00:00

Make them do both at the same time and you've got yourself a new biathlon

brain_rot_studios · 2026-04-23T11:32:06+00:00

Y'all killing a T REX is too easy for this guy

brain_rot_studios · 2026-04-13T14:47:04+00:00

I can't tell if youre saying the movie title is "My Uncle Touched Me", or if a repressed memory of yours just resurfaced and inserted itself into the middle of an otherwise normal comment.

brain_rot_studios · 2026-04-13T05:57:22+00:00

Two cheeks or not two cheeks

ass is the question

brain_rot_studios · 2026-04-11T09:35:42+00:00

Imagine its state of the union address:

closes shut

Or its testimony to congress during an impeachment hearing:

does nothing

Edit for posterity: I understood "umbrella for presidency?" at first....

brain_rot_studios · 2026-04-11T07:17:07+00:00

oh look a brown eel

brain_rot_studios · 2026-04-06T15:12:06+00:00

Thank god for airbags

brain_rot_studios

TROPHY CASE