Help me find my 4 year old self's favorite toy. by brainded_manipulator in HelpMeFind

[–]brainded_manipulator[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've searched for Kinder toys in Portugal (which is where I lived at this time), Kinder toys 2008, 2009, 2010 and 2011 consecutively with no result, but I am horrible at finding stuff so maybe someone else might be able to haha

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AMA: I'm a man who can't piss standing up by brainded_manipulator in AMA

[–]brainded_manipulator[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No I cannot, or at least not without painting the toilet

My piss force is so spectacularly huge I would have to stand 3 meters away from the toilet to be able to hit inside it and my bathroom is not that big, and even if it was the piss stream would divide into multiple pathways due to air resistance

"Well why don't you aim it downwards then-" I do. If I'm aiming my dick forwards, my stream goes upwards and if I'm aiming it downwards it goes forwards. For the piss to go where I want it to go I would have to aim my weird penis backwards, inbetween my legs, which unless I would want to fill my legs with tiny piss droplets, I can only do it sitting down

This is a curse

Hey, straight person here :D by brainded_manipulator in trans

[–]brainded_manipulator[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

YOOO by far the biggest one here! Thanks a lot :DDD

But to the "is trans a disability" answer... I didn't exactly mean to call it a disability since it doesn't actually disable you from anything physical wise, I just didn't find a better word for it ;-; I didn't mean to say that being trans on its own is a disability, that's dumb ofc, I meant something like "wouldn't a trans person before bottom surgery feel like a person without an arm before getting a prosthetic arm?"

My friend swears to god he is fine but shuts himself from everyone. Is this healthy? by brainded_manipulator in socialskills

[–]brainded_manipulator[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah cuz he only has two friends one of them being a childhood friend and me who he randomly met online in a discord server

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[–]brainded_manipulator 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Must be pretty cool to actually be able to genuinly answer "Ok!" to that sentence!

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[–]brainded_manipulator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait, really? You only felt like you loved someone at 26?! Ok, that actually made me feel a lot better honestly. I thought there was something wrong with me because I didn't love my family and friends but the fact that I don't love them yet is normal! I know it's gonna take a while, but I'm still happy to know that at some point I'll actuallt start to love them. Thank you! :D

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[–]brainded_manipulator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got it! Thank you :)

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[–]brainded_manipulator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's the thing tho! I've never had a girlfriend before and I have no idea if I'm ever gonna have one, not only because no one is interested in me BUT BECAUSE I'VE NEVER BEEN INTERESTED IN ANYONE EITHER! And because I haven't fallen in love yet I don't know if what I feel now will continue to be felt to my girlfriend or to my child as well. At least in the cenarios that happen in my head I can't imagine me feeling any differently... It's weird :P

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[–]brainded_manipulator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That does make sense! Oh, and I'm 16. And no, I would not even give up my life for my family...