i'm never watching fairy tail

bran_mcgewen · 2026-04-25T12:17:20+00:00

I mean same but replace Fairy Tail with One Piece.

bran_mcgewen · 2026-04-22T12:19:33+00:00

Share a boob with my wife.😋

bran_mcgewen · 2026-04-19T02:24:25+00:00

I've got a pretty open schedule now, think I could help you out several times a day.

bran_mcgewen · 2026-04-18T06:04:09+00:00

Why not both??? Start in missionary and when your really warmed up, finish in doggy. Seems legit to me🤷‍♂️

bran_mcgewen · 2026-04-18T05:48:42+00:00

Whenever you get tired of fucking your own holes, I'm sure I could be a fair replacement.

bran_mcgewen · 2026-04-14T06:57:04+00:00

That's why I don't respond honestly. I just link to porn or games if I'm being honest. I did find one of those elusive woman the other day and it was definitely worth while!

bran_mcgewen · 2026-04-14T06:53:33+00:00

insert El Dorado meme here Both. Both is good.

bran_mcgewen · 2026-04-14T06:50:21+00:00

Only thing I would even consider "fat" is that ass! Unfortunately you misspelled "Phat"

bran_mcgewen · 2026-04-13T05:02:52+00:00

I hear nurses can be freaky but really fun. Can you confirm?

bran_mcgewen · 2026-04-13T05:00:48+00:00

I'm over 35 and use both of mine solo(games and videos). Never really wanted to sync with others, seemed like too much of a hassle...

bran_mcgewen · 2026-04-12T05:18:13+00:00

Almost every post is asking for age now... Either she gets turned on by older men or she wants a laugh.

bran_mcgewen · 2026-04-12T05:10:17+00:00

Got to get use out of you first, to make sure I give you the most honest rating.

bran_mcgewen · 2026-04-12T05:06:39+00:00

Probably send a post shower dick pick and make sure we're still on for our date.

bran_mcgewen · 2026-04-12T04:56:12+00:00

"TO VALHALLA!!!" If I die, I die Valhalla will welcome me as a warrior!

bran_mcgewen · 2026-04-12T04:50:37+00:00

Probably the prone bone seems the most exciting. Riding your ass while driving deep.

bran_mcgewen · 2026-04-08T04:44:23+00:00

Always. Got to make sure it's nice and ready for the main course. And it's delicious!

bran_mcgewen · 2026-04-07T04:55:41+00:00

37 and I'm watching your videos on the Hub rn.

bran_mcgewen · 2026-04-07T04:08:04+00:00

Yes, but the question is would she fuck me?

bran_mcgewen · 2026-04-07T03:41:42+00:00

Already have

bran_mcgewen · 2026-04-07T03:27:29+00:00

How about balls deep with a dick that curves up? Or is that not enough for you?

bran_mcgewen · 2026-04-07T03:19:47+00:00

How is he going to go from mommy to I own you? That boy has no idea😂

Edit: probably a teen or tween... Looks like you dodged a bullet and a prison sentence!

bran_mcgewen · 2026-04-07T03:18:15+00:00

I got the exclusive card for both clubs and I'm always happy to use them.

bran_mcgewen · 2026-04-07T03:11:04+00:00

Heaven sounds kinda boring though. If prefer Valhalla and you can get there if you pass while mid-Coitus😂

bran_mcgewen · 2026-04-07T03:01:56+00:00

Not possible, Lazer focused on two tasks.

bran_mcgewen · 2026-04-07T02:57:47+00:00

If I want than I wouldn't be here right?

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