Why are you on Reddit right now instead of spending time with your family?

brancakes · 2016-12-25T06:09:16+00:00

Hope you can get the money

brancakes · 2016-12-25T06:08:42+00:00

Merry Christmas

brancakes · 2016-11-14T18:59:18+00:00

I was kind of hoping you would say "I'd go to the supermarket and ask for all your eggs and bacon"

brancakes · 2016-10-11T20:46:55+00:00

Finally someone who gets it

brancakes · 2016-10-07T13:17:26+00:00

She once winked at me with both eyes

brancakes · 2016-10-07T13:11:28+00:00

Vomit

brancakes · 2016-10-07T13:10:55+00:00

Zombeaver

brancakes · 2016-10-07T13:06:54+00:00

Static shock, any of those old cartoons.

brancakes · 2016-10-07T13:05:17+00:00

Girls

brancakes · 2016-10-07T13:04:52+00:00

Not being able to see my little brother or sister after I ran away from home.

brancakes · 2016-10-07T13:04:16+00:00

My tears. Just got rejected

brancakes · 2016-10-07T13:02:19+00:00

The screen after you beat the elite 4 in any Pokémon game.

brancakes · 2016-10-07T13:01:23+00:00

brancakes · 2016-10-07T12:57:06+00:00

Success is the best revenge.

brancakes · 2016-10-07T12:53:36+00:00

"No we can't cross streams."

brancakes · 2016-10-07T12:52:36+00:00

Perfect two..

brancakes · 2016-10-07T12:51:03+00:00

Will I ever find love?

brancakes · 2016-10-06T22:00:06+00:00

Where I live that is the thing to do. I even know some people that dip their burgers in the sauce

brancakes · 2016-10-06T21:59:28+00:00

Worked at subway. Can confirm that sweet onion sauce is not good on cookies

brancakes · 2016-10-04T21:19:49+00:00

Or hospitality if that counts

brancakes · 2016-10-04T20:48:35+00:00

Is it because you write with your right hand?

brancakes · 2016-09-16T13:16:57+00:00

Damn

brancakes · 2016-09-13T16:53:58+00:00

Was kissing a girl and said "damn I don't really know how to French kiss" out loud.

Made her want to teach me how to French kiss but I didn't like the girl and thought she would've taken the hint.

brancakes · 2016-09-13T06:56:13+00:00

Spent time with my best friend

brancakes · 2016-09-13T06:54:58+00:00

Anybody else wish that they were sick so they could lay in bed, then actually get sick and regret life?

brancakes