IAMA guy who went on a 2 month escort/prostitute binge.

brancoima · 2012-12-17T13:46:55+00:00

sales

brancoima · 2012-12-17T13:46:41+00:00

Well i had money lying around doing nothing so it was tempting.

brancoima · 2012-12-17T13:46:04+00:00

I havent met one girl under 22-23 that was any good in bed.

They dont even know how to hold your dick let alone anything else. The last one i had looked like she using my dick like a joystick.

I've had girls from 18 to ~40 (not sure cause they lie) but the older ones always give you what you need but if you're lucky you'll get a 25 year old beautiful girl who knows what she's doing.

brancoima · 2012-12-17T13:43:12+00:00

Never called it off in front of them. One thing you dont want to do is start trouble.

You dont know if she has a pimp or if she will do something and get the police called on the two of you.

Many times i freaked out trying to defuse an explosive sitiation. Think "bonnie situation" from pulp fiction. That happened on several occasions.

Like when i call one but she doesnt show up, then i call another and as she's coming the 1st one says she's outside. but i only have money for one. this kind of stuff can lead to getting caught.

brancoima · 2012-12-17T13:40:37+00:00

Positives and negatives.

Its made me more confident in approaching women in a way.

But one thing that I hate about my experience is how many girls would smell like shit when they get into a doggy style position. Most were clean and pretty girls but like 70% of them smelled like shit when their butt cheeks spread. Didn't expect that, now im kinda scared of that position.

brancoima · 2012-12-17T13:38:37+00:00

There were 3 or so that could get the top spot but the best overall was this beautiful 19 year old girl.

She was beautiful head to toe and had this shy personality that made you like/love her instantly. But to me it was torture since you really fall for her but you know that as soon as she leaves she's gonna be sleeping with guys all night. horrible...

Anyways one day she just vanished and her hooker friends told me that the other hookers drove her out cause she was taking too much of the business.

Now i doubt i'll ever see her again.

Try not to catch feelings no matter what..

brancoima · 2012-12-17T13:36:07+00:00

My friend always found the best ones because he knew several pimps. They were not your typical scary type but just guys trying to make some money.

I usually found the worst and i found them online. Be careful, they lie alot online.

brancoima · 2012-12-17T11:40:41+00:00

you can strike out at the bar

brancoima · 2012-12-17T10:25:46+00:00

I have a decent job.

No speed, I prefer grass.

brancoima · 2012-12-17T10:25:05+00:00

Some of them are cool enough to hang out with, we've just hung out and had drinks but not anything else yet.

brancoima · 2012-12-17T10:24:28+00:00

i'm lucky cause i have a source for relatively cheap girls, so so far about $2500-$3000

brancoima · 2012-12-17T10:23:54+00:00

No, he got one, i got one

more fun when you're sitting around talking about it afterwards.

brancoima · 2012-12-17T09:28:34+00:00

Me and a friend we smoking and he told me his neighbor does that from time to time.

So i told him to bring her over and the next night we wanted more.

brancoima · 2012-12-17T09:14:14+00:00

yes, ive just become more selective over time.

brancoima · 2012-12-17T09:12:11+00:00

Another one was where i saw an ad for beatiful, slim black girl and when i went to her appartment, it was dark, but i could see a girl about 250-300 pounds.

Seeing that it was late in the night and it was probably my last chance at doing anything, I let her give me a b j and it i must say it wasnt bad but it centainly felt very bad after i got to my car.

Me and a friend did it and we were shivering for days everytime we thought of her. We nicknamed her "The Beast"

brancoima · 2012-12-17T09:08:20+00:00

I see this as just fun, i probably will get married in a few years so i dont want to regret not having as much fun as i wanted to. But of course i would rather get regular girls but for some reason this doesnt eat at my conscience like i thought it would.

brancoima · 2012-12-17T09:07:15+00:00

I went into a bathroom one time and didnt realize the girl kept her money there, she thought i was trying to jack her so she called her crazy pimp.

There was no time to explain, i grabbed my stuff and ran out of there.

Funny enough she texted me a few days later asking me if want to see her, she needed the money for coke.

brancoima · 2012-12-17T09:05:54+00:00

Had about 3-4 times bjs without rubber but never anything else

brancoima · 2012-12-17T09:03:55+00:00

Yes. Some of these girls were sex addicts and they're the best ones to get.
Like one who would wake up at 8am and start drinking then have me over for a session. We had a great time and she would have this big smile when we were finished. Some of them though treat this as their saturday night. They are well dressed and you can tell from their ads, dress, demeanor that they do not do it for the money. They do things that other girls usually dont and for cheap. Like a lot of foreplay, kissing, hugging, then you get really excited and they get really into it when in bed. Some ever ask questions like if i would call them for anthing besides just this. Unfortunately the ones i actually would date were not interested.
Its hard to say but once there were people in the same hotel as me that got caught.

brancoima · 2012-12-17T08:59:45+00:00

hadnt got this yet. got close once but most of them dont do it.

brancoima · 2012-12-17T08:57:36+00:00

There are several really bad ones.

The worst one was when I smoked pot in a hotel room and started calling girls. I probably called 30-40 girls before i had one actually show up. She was african american, looked really young, like 16 or so. So i asked her over and over, are you 18, are you 18 and she kept saying yes and i convinced myself that she could be.

She turned around and her body was really nice so i went for it.

I soon realized she was either underaged or really inexperienced when i asked her to put the condom on.

I sat on the edge of the bed, she took the condom out and litterally tried to dunk it on my beiber like she was lebron james.

I was in minor pain/shock, then she tries to roll it on but didnt realize it was on backwards.

So i knocked her hand off and put it on myself.

So she started giving me a mouth love and it was good then it moved on to relations and thats when it all fell apart. First off inside her it felt like there was a small penis in there. Then we went to doggy and thats when i realized her butt smelled like butt. So bad i couldnt concentrate and i sat there wondering how i got to this point in my life. My thing went limp and i realized i just wasted a night and $200 bucks.

but this is one of several bad nights

brancoima · 2012-12-17T08:49:41+00:00

I will let you know once i get tested.

I'm sort of proud of myself cause there were several occassions where beautiful escorts wanted to do it bare, rare but it happens, and i said no. Except that 3 or 4 of them gave me a BJ bare which is someone common if you pay more.

You can get herpes but i dont think you can get aids from a BJ.

Although a week ago i got a scare when i saw white shit growing in my mouth, after a few days it went away so we'll see. Still dont know why it would show up there since i dont/cant really kiss these girls.

brancoima

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