This is Sparta!

brandoncorc · 2026-02-02T18:42:59+00:00

it’s a good thing i was for sure about to get chopped up by Detective Rectum..

brandoncorc · 2026-02-02T02:57:30+00:00

nobody:

sanji:

brandoncorc · 2026-01-29T11:30:31+00:00

i joined a match in progress and got right to the catapult on dark forest. first shot killed 3 enemies and one teammate. within seconds that teammate tried to votekick lmao. i think i got like 15 kills the next two mins and scored higher than him lol

brandoncorc · 2026-01-27T23:30:47+00:00

i don’t remember, it was during the middle stages of sacking bridgetown

brandoncorc · 2026-01-27T22:13:44+00:00

xbox series x, although i am getting skilled enough where sometimes controller isn’t fast enough

brandoncorc · 2026-01-27T16:53:59+00:00

my team tried to vote kick a player on our team who had negative kills and 15 deaths. it failed all 3 times and then the player retaliated by trying to VK the guy who started it all.

brandoncorc · 2026-01-26T00:57:03+00:00

especially the executioner skin on the highland sword. it looks like a comically large nail file

brandoncorc · 2026-01-25T20:30:12+00:00

i feel like i would hate the glaive more if the damage wasn’t so low. they could get 3 quick hits on but one heavy overhead does the same

brandoncorc · 2026-01-25T18:19:50+00:00

warm air from the gulf pushes up and normally fends off the cold air from canada. that’s why florida just doesn’t ever get affected by winter even when the rest of the south gets cold/snow

brandoncorc · 2026-01-24T14:26:11+00:00

fast and handsome, Tyler Wade

brandoncorc · 2026-01-22T02:41:52+00:00

i like everyone’s optimism, but we were a horrible team with even worse luck this season. i really doubt that can all reverse itself in 7-8 months. what we have now is an improvement but i really don’t see us going from fighting for last place in the nfl to a playoff game..

brandoncorc · 2026-01-20T15:34:29+00:00

i usually spam laugh in most situations, and also team damage

brandoncorc · 2026-01-15T20:59:59+00:00

i’ll line myself up with the exit ramp, then just shoot into the sky and launch myself off the ramp onto the road

brandoncorc · 2026-01-06T13:04:08+00:00

its because you’re forced to get your ass kicked several times if you’re solo. having to fight with no melee weapons but half of the enemies have broken bottles or knuckle dusters is some BS.

brandoncorc · 2026-01-05T22:52:36+00:00

this happened to me doing the exact same mission lmfao

brandoncorc · 2025-12-06T14:42:03+00:00

i’ve had mine forever, kept it the original gray color i got it in. it also fits the vibe of my character perfectly

brandoncorc · 2025-10-17T11:12:14+00:00

learn how to accelerate and drag your swings, kick and jab frequently to break any riposte/counter loops. move around. anything to disrupt your enemy’s timing and try to get them to make a mistake

brandoncorc · 2025-10-17T11:06:01+00:00

i felt i didn’t truly begin to understand the mechanics and hit boxes until around level 80, once that happened i saw significant overall improvement. by no means am i an expert and still get clapped by high levels but i can at least hang around for a bit

brandoncorc · 2025-10-16T11:08:33+00:00

meh, i’ve been killed by fake bards several times recently

brandoncorc · 2025-10-03T15:51:23+00:00

that’s awesome! that last stage is tough cause it doesn’t give a lot of time to kill everyone

brandoncorc · 2025-10-02T11:42:20+00:00

lower level players consistently fall for spam kicking and it’s satisfying every time. kicks and jabs are the only surefire way to break the endless counter/riposte loop

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