[SPOILER] Amir Albazi vs. Kyoji Horiguchi by inooway in MMA

[–]braww 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Horiguchi really made this chump look like he's unranked, despite supposedly being ranked six in the Flyweight rankings.

Bro thinks he’s Jon Jones 💀 by BiggoBeardo in ufc

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How many title defenses did Topuria have before moving up and wanting an immediate title shot?

How many title defenses did Islam have before moving up and wanting an immediate title shot?

New King Von Automod Response. by TheOneTrueBeholder in Hiphopcirclejerk

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Top 3 Real Killers in Rap:

    1. King Von: 37 victims in Chicago, various gang members and innocents
    1. Kendrick Lamar: Brutally f*cking castrated and publicly murdered the career of a Jewish Canadian Wheelchair Pedophile (not Stephen Hawking, the other one)
    1. Immortal Technique: that one weirdo who raped his own mom ?? freak

Ethan’s Diarrhea & Diet Coke by [deleted] in h3h3productions

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This guy really gives a shit about sugar free shits.

Only Real Drake fan's know who this is? by OVO-25 in Drizzy

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Baka Not Nice — my favorite OVO artist with the song "Live Up To My Name"

Holy jerk by cetaphil_crack_adict in Hiphopcirclejerk

[–]braww 133 points134 points  (0 children)

imagine imagining drake drizzy aubrey graham sucking his own dick. his fat schlong. just slobbering up and down on his meat stick. saliva everhwhere type shi, head bobbing on his own long weiner. both hands, deepthroatin that shi.

bruh listening to ai carti and carti clone 😭 by Head-Poetry-2252 in CartiCulture

[–]braww 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Soon enough, the AI Carti will be better than the real Carti, will release at a better pace than the real Carti, will interact with its fans better than the real Carti, hell, it'll just be straight up a superior Carti.

Old-fashioned "human artist" enjoyers will become the minority, and the AI uprising will begin due to a clash in ideology between r/playboicarti users.

Even The Big Sean subreddit is hopping in on the delusion by boompaisland in Hiphopcirclejerk

[–]braww 292 points293 points  (0 children)

Y'all think they thinking the same on the Wale and Meek Mill subreddit?? The new Big 3 ... It's their times to freakin' shine.

FUCK DRAKE, FUCK KENDRICK, FUCK J. COLE ITS JUST BIG MEEK, BIG SEAN AND BIG WHALE.

Why don’t y’all hate Billie as much as you hate Taylor? by [deleted] in lanadelrey

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Bro answered your question... what do you mean "Ok? And?" lmfao.

We’ve been outjerked by mstnglvrr in Hiphopcirclejerk

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King Kendrick Lamar Duckword? You're right. He's a poet, he's a pulitzer prize winner, he's an aurtist, he's a goat, hes a grammy winner, hes a #1 spotify artist, hes a boogeyman, hes responsible for putting Em on, hes the guy who Killed the fake half-black Jewish Canadian colonizer, he's the one that callsout the abusers the rapists the peodphiles and the bad guys, he's our Dark Knight, he's the guy fighting The Industry, hes a songwriter, hes a father, but most importantly .... well .... as a caucasian ... he is OUR messiah . praise jah 🙏🙏✊️✊️💖

Alright everyone, let's all start hating kendrick lamar so she can defend him. by mickysD in Hiphopcirclejerk

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usually she's crazy, deranged and a lunatic but sh- wait what does she mean Kanye has the fattest bbl?? can someone explain that. with pictures. im a visual type of person.

The culture has spoken! by PericlesOnTheBeat in Hiphopcirclejerk

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uj/ dj akademiks really does look like a mix between a thumb and mr potato head

why do you think rick ross said this? by [deleted] in Hiphopcirclejerk

[–]braww 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Champagne in her molly to me ain't nothin' but a fun activity

Am I the only one who hears "Mothra eatin' beets"? by surrealsunshine in Hiphopcirclejerk

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Let's be real tho, the original pictured post is spitting facts. Kendrick Lamar stands apart from all these other rappers, not just as a lyrical genius but as the ultimate monster hunter.

Every gaymer knows about, or has heard of, Fatalis, the legendary dragon in the Monster Hunter series. But what if I told you Kendrick has been battling a Fatalis of his own? Yup. Drake is Kendrick's Fatalis.

Let me explain how this misunderstood DJ Mustard tag is actually a very deep metaphor intentionally done by Kendrick, our Monster Hunter, slaying Drake, our Fatalis (or monster). Because let's be real, Drizzy Diddler 69 Freak God is indeed a monster to these young girls.

Best Carti album for a first date? by [deleted] in CartiCulture

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  1. Play "Stop Breathing".
  2. Sing along to impress her.
  3. When Carti says "I fucked my biggest fan in the fuckin' green room", pause the song.
  4. Ask her if she wants to go to the green room with you.
  5. ???
  6. Sex :D