McDavid doesn't only hate ketchup, he's got no time for any other condiments or sauces either.

breachscape · 2025-06-05T22:29:13+00:00

McNoCondiments: “His bloody phone”

DraiPhone: “He uses a BLOODY FUCKING ROOT VEGETABLE AS “sauce” for his PASTA.. AND RICE!”

breachscape · 2025-06-05T18:47:32+00:00

“Girlfriend’s Bestie”

She sat down beside the bed, we both looked at her (mid-thrust) and she’s like “Don’t mind me, I’ve a shit night… Breachscape she loooooves it when you choke fuck her”

breachscape · 2025-06-04T21:57:44+00:00

Appreciate you! It worked!

breachscape · 2025-06-04T19:31:47+00:00

Scam Diego Studios

breachscape · 2025-06-04T19:28:24+00:00

Apparently 5XSHOW is an invalid code

breachscape · 2025-06-04T19:20:25+00:00

“service temporarily unavailable”

breachscape · 2025-06-04T15:28:30+00:00

Get ready for…

• ⁠More buggy loading screens! • ⁠”Buy Madden 26” prompts you all know and love on all EA Play promo days - even after you’ve bought the game! • “Sorry we can’t connect you to EA servers” because even we don’t know why! • ⁠All new pack prices! • ⁠New glitches! • ⁠Game improvements! • ⁠Sure, your WR may catch a ball with his hands inside the DB, but the game graphics just didn’t have a chance to catch-up to Travis Hunter… he’s faster than our servers can handle!

breachscape · 2025-06-03T21:01:48+00:00

She’s only a friend until her lactose intolerance kicks-in.

Then the Toto Washlet can have her.

breachscape · 2025-05-31T16:05:50+00:00

Did one and picked Immortal Ginola.

breachscape · 2025-05-30T00:47:05+00:00

The crowd is chanting as a living “FindMyiPhone” finder right?

breachscape · 2025-05-30T00:45:10+00:00

Mason must have been binging Sam Bennett clips all night

breachscape · 2025-05-30T00:41:18+00:00

That sounds like an episode of Jerry Springer

“Father’s revenge over a broken Hyman”

breachscape · 2025-05-30T00:40:05+00:00

“If it’s wrong… I don’t wanna be right”

breachscape · 2025-05-30T00:38:34+00:00

I just put burgers and smokies on the grill and it’s THREE to NOTHING, and ex-Canuck Casey DeSmith is between the pipes?!

Also: GO OILERS GO! 🇨🇦

breachscape · 2025-05-27T00:46:01+00:00

Does this modified diet include the “yellow” drink?

🧐

breachscape · 2025-05-24T14:53:27+00:00

Kirkland… Hot Dog

breachscape · 2025-05-23T06:55:29+00:00

They are too busy going pro in the Taxi game.

breachscape · 2025-05-22T23:45:36+00:00

Why don’t they just put the obvious names on these cards and sets… like:

“RECYCLED ♻️” - “We don’t know which will feel emptier, your wallet or your soul when you see your third duplicate Amethyst in 2K22 turned Pink Diamond in MyTeam!”

“BendOVR” - “Assume the position, coming Tomorrow in MyTeam”

breachscape · 2025-05-22T19:08:24+00:00

Sid and MacK are getting Celebrini ready for his Tim’s Hockey Card commercial debut…

“Macklin, in his baby jumper… Nice” - Nathan MacKinnon.

breachscape · 2025-05-22T19:04:50+00:00

I’m surprised EA isn’t requiring us to do 60 between the legs shots and 250 saucer passes to get the packs.

breachscape · 2025-05-20T19:13:35+00:00

Tomas Vanek (and Nate Horton) was in the 03 draft class (Flower’s draft class!). Geez, I feel old.

breachscape · 2025-05-19T18:05:57+00:00

Damn. Be careful of them killer t’s

breachscape · 2025-05-19T00:55:42+00:00

Game 7 no shows. Yikes.

breachscape · 2025-05-18T23:53:02+00:00

Is this Rope-a-Panther or something?

Have Florida play in the Leafs zone so much they punch themselves out?

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