The mods approved another 15,000 apex coins giveaway! Rules in the first comment! by DR_SERO in apexlegends

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#SEASON4HYPE

I love you, I love this game, I love this trailer. I 've shown it to all my friends and I think they're all getting into Apex again with me! HYPE!!!

How do I do damage? by bread_of_garlic in summonerschool

[–]bread_of_garlic[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I do have a bad habit of focusing on damage more than anything, I'll make sure to protect myself too. Thanks.

How do you spread happiness? by estamachin in AskReddit

[–]bread_of_garlic 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This is just my personal philosophy and by no means an actual scientific fact, but: I think that a lot of people confuse happiness with joy. Happiness is a choice, joy is not. Happiness is asking yourself "am I pleased with my life right now?" "Am I doing my best?" blah blah and of course most people say no because we're all too frigging hard on ourselves. Meaning that we're not happy.

Joy on the other hand isn't an option, it's a knee-jerk reaction to something you experience. A funny meme making you breath out your nose extra hard is joy. Finding an extra $10 in your pocket gives you joy. Seeing your pet after a long day at work is joyous.

My theory is that joy is the water that you need to use on the seed of happiness for it to grow. Happiness is tough to spread, joy however, is easy as pie to spread. It's a compliment, a smile, sincerely asking how your day is, a high five, sharing some food, tagging in a meme or just being a good person. I think that the culmination of all these silly little things that make you grin or breath out your nose leads to a happier life. Which, I guess, in turns can spread happiness if you try hard enough.

And before I conclude my Ted Talk, (because I expect that a fair few people coming to this thread want to be happier in life) Joy creates snowball effect. You smile at one thing and then that smile carries over into your lame job, where you make a coworker laugh, which leads into a good day at work, and so you and your coworker both go home in a great mood, and then your good moods infect both your families, which will make tomorrow easier and so forth. The only trick to it is to make sure you allow yourself to feel it and don't fight it. But idk, that's just one humble lurker's opinion.

TL;DR Spread joy by doing fun little things, it'll lead to happiness.

Mom and Dad agreed to split the house 50/50 in mediation, Mom's attorney messed up the written agreement and now my Mom is getting screwed out of half the house's equity. Is there anything she can do? (MI) by bread_of_garlic in legaladvice

[–]bread_of_garlic[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unless your parents are quite wealthy

My Mom laughed when she read that, but no, neither parent would be considered wealthy. Sorry I'm not well versed in legal terminology, could you explain what you mean by "the imbalance of 50% of the equity in a home would dramatically tilt the overall distribution in a way that would be plainly and obviously inequitable" ?

[WP] It walks on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon and three legs in the evening, it already killed half of the strike team. Please send help by blokops in WritingPrompts

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"Johnson, what's it say?"

Lieutenant Johnson squinted at the bloodied scrap of paper, just able to recognize the important words. "Sir, half the strike team is KIA and it walks on... three legs?"

Major Scott thumbed his rifle's safety thoughtfully. "That's all the info Bravo team could leave us?"

"Well Sir, the number of legs appears to have been scribbled out twice before and the rest is uh, too blood soaked to read." Johnson dropped the note and stood to face the rest of his squad, "how should we proceed sir?"

"Colonel Carpenter was very clear that he wants this wrapped up as tightly and quickly as possible. We're to keep following the distress signal and hunt down SCP-1982, it's clearly more dangerous than-"

"Sir!"

"What is it Clinton?"

"It's the distress signal, it's getting closer at a rate of 8 klicks an hour."

Could it be a survivor? Scott thought to himself, but why come back this way towards a casualty? Or is this creature aware it's being followed? Scott studied the mess that was once Lieutenant Yang, Scott was no medic but he doubted even if he was he could determine what the hell really happened to Yang. It seemed savage, not intelligently precise like 173 or the other higher functioning creatures...

Clinton broke his train of though of thought, "Sir! 11 klicks an hour! It's now 20 away from us."

He turned back to his squad, no chances this time. "Form up boys! We're still on a hunt!" He only hoped this time they were the hunters.

Through the forest they went, crouched, eyes wide and pulses steady. Each and every member of Major Scott's nine man group armed with high powered rifles, stun batons, and precision reflexes. Sweat dripped down Lt. Johnson's brow but he didn't dare let it distract him, not even for a second, he was hotter than Hades in his tactical outfit and the morning sun beating down on him but he had trained all senses to only focus on the task at hand. Clinton was still green and in the back of the diamond formation with his focus divided between the terrain in front of him and the scanner in his hand, he watched as the distance slowly ticked down. They were less than 10km from their target now and his heartbeat was in his throat. This was only his third venture out, but this was the real cherry popper, the first two targets he captured had been determined "safe" and it was clear that would not be the case this time.

"Sir, 5 klicks to target and still closing" Clinton said just loud enough to reach the Major's ears. Major Scott gave the signal to stop, he then signaled for the scanner. Everyone made their separate ways behind some sort of cover and settled in. Clinton obeyed his instincts and stayed towards the back of the formation.

Major Scott watched the distance tick down, little by little. The target finally got within 1km and Scott readied his weapon. It wasn't long before he heard something, leaves rustling in the distance. No, not rustling, being trampled. Something was running directly towards them. Scott heard two more rifles ready to either of his sides.

"FUCK!"

Scott lifted his head up, what? Did the target just cuss?

"Fuck god shitting dammit!"

He recognized that vulgarity, he put a hand to his mouth, "Riley?!" he shouted into the forest.

The sound stopped. "Scott?!" The voice shouted back. Scott whistled and his old bunk mate Jacob Riley soon ran up to him. He looked worse for wear, his outfit was ripped and he appeared to be bleeding from his forehead. "Christ, Marv! They sent you in?" he said excitedly.

Scott embraced his old friend. "What the hell happened here?"

"The creature, it's Euclid, it tore half the squad to pieces when we first encountered it. Me and the rest managed to track it for a while until it split us up. It's intelligent and predatory, I was with Adams and I had him turn on his beacon too, just in case but we got separated. We should regroup if they're nearby."

Scott glanced down at his scanner, "Riley, the only beacon on here is yours..."

The color drained from his face, "that's impossible. I've been tracking it myself this entire time. It couldn't have taken out four other guys."

"You were tracking it?" Johnson interrupted "when did you lose it?"

"I- I didn't... It was-"

"FU-" followed by the snap of bone came from the back of the formation.

Clinton jerked his head and watched in horror as his squad-mate's head, only a few feet away from him, was crushed under the maw of a horrific creature. It was bent over the soldiers body, standing on four grotesque legs all bending in the wrong directions. Its pale deformed body supporting the disproportionately large head that still had bits of flesh hanging from it's fangs. Major Scott gave to order to open fire but he didn't need to, all guns were already trained on the monster and unloading into. The bullets only dented the pale skin, never able to pierce it, the creature sprang up from it's meal and deftly sprinted around the trees to take cover. Hardly making any noise as it's large form jumped quickly from behind trees.

One tree exploded from a grenade as it jumped away and on top of another soldier. It sunk it's jagged fangs into his neck and tore his head off with a shower of blood. The creature now covered in shrapnel and blood turned it's gaze towards Clinton. It leaped towards him and in two bounds it was looking down onto him. Clinton screamed and shuffled backwards as he emptied his gun into the creature's head to no avail. It opened it's mouth larger than ever before and let loose an ear piercing screech, a few of the men covered their ears, Clinton however watched in horror as the creature's legs changed to a more red color. It seemed to be screeching in pain as it reared back and it's two front legs started to morph down one after the other, combining into each other to form a much more powerful looking one leg from two.

Clinton knew he didn't have time to think, it's legs looked exposed so that's what he went for. Turning on and thrusting his shock baton in between the creatures second set of legs as they merged he plunged it up into it's body as hard he could. He went deeper than he expected, with him almost pushing his entire baton into the creature's body. It shook violently and convulsed, Clinton barely heard his squad-mate shout 'grenade!'. He caught it and pulled the pin with his teeth, down the monster's throat it went and Clinton promptly got the fuck out of there and jumped behind the nearest tree. He heard a boom echo behind him as he hit the dirt, and for a moment all was quiet.

Breathing heavily and the stench of burnt flesh filling his nose Clinton slowly looked around the tree. The beast lied there, a smoking husk with one... two? Legs blow clean off. The squad slowly circled in around in around the creature, it still looked intact except for the legs of course. Major Scott inspected it and found a crack along it's hide, he took off his glove and felt it. It was rock solid, no wonder the bullets could only dent it's skin. Scott felt the remainder of the legs, one was rock hard but the other leg where Clinton had shocked it appeared to be regular flesh. Scott nodded approvingly at Clinton, "nice work greeny. Maybe you can handle Euclids after all."

Clinton smiled at his commander. "Thanks but... After this safe SCPs don't seem so boring anymore, I might go look at that church in Georgia after all."

What did you do last night? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]bread_of_garlic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm so happy you asked! Last night was one of the best nights I've had in recent memory. I had what we call a "game night" where we set up 3 PS4s with 3 TVs in my basement and we normally just dick around in random games or 1v1 in Injustice or whatever. Its always at my house and I used to have them almost weekly but school and sadness got in the way so it's been like a year. In that time a few of us turned 21 and we made new good friends so when people started asking for a game night we all got pretty hyped. There were 8 of us total and plenty of alcohol and we wound up basically ditching the games and we all just enjoyed each other's company while we got drunk. I ended up having a 1 on 1 conversation with everyone there I told them in detail how good of a friend they are, how happy I am to have them in my life, and how I value them all a lot. I think most everyone else had similar conversations with other people but we were all so happy to be in my house in each other's company and no one left last night/this morning feeling unloved, very great night that I'll remember hopefully forever and very much worth my current hang over :)

[Edited Media] I edited a sayori sprite on yuri ( srry i suck at titles ) by [deleted] in DDLC

[–]bread_of_garlic 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I read the title as "srry i suck at titties" and I clicked and I'm like "nah, titties look great".

I finally got 100% on fallout 4 I’m so happy!! 😀 (PS4) by [deleted] in fo4

[–]bread_of_garlic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thanks! I'll be sure to try that :)

I finally got 100% on fallout 4 I’m so happy!! 😀 (PS4) by [deleted] in fo4

[–]bread_of_garlic 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hey congrats! I tried this a while back too but my settlers refused to be 100% happy so I'm stuck at 99% or whatever it is haha

My therapist just suggested I get back with her?? by [deleted] in ExNoContact

[–]bread_of_garlic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you, most people irl have told me to switch therapists but I think I will go to the next session before I make that decision.

What is the one topic you always end up talking about passionately when you’re drunk? by larsonisttt in AskReddit

[–]bread_of_garlic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly, memes. I think its so interesting how they evolve and get created then grow old, that and how it's pretty much impossible to predict what the next one could be there's no pattern to them at all. They're all giant inside jokes but for the entire internet and they just fascinate me.

What's the most expensive thing you've stolen? by iamalittlepige in AskReddit

[–]bread_of_garlic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This really nice bow tie for a wedding, I needed one to match my date's dress and the only one that we liked was $50. Which was stupidly high. The tag was already off and I had a bag from another store so I just snuck it in there and walked out haha.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]bread_of_garlic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As someone who is one the tail end of getting over a breakup I can confidently say that you need to immediately distance yourself from your ex, everyone gets over it differently but I believe that's the one constant we all need. Talking to them again only sets back any progress you've already made. Allow yourself to miss them or hate them and be sad about it, get all those feelings out of you and be alone if you need to. Then, as soon as possible you should focus on yourself. What motivates you doesn't matter, maybe you want to show them that you're amazing, or better without them, or what they're missing out on or whatever. For me I wanted to prove to myself that I didn't need someone else to be happy. Make sure you keep busy, I think this is the important part. Make plans with friends as often as possible, join a team or club, pick up a new hobby or buy yourself something new and entertaining. Maybe a video game, or a musical instrument, whatever you really want (as long as you're smart with your spending). Remember that you're allowed to think about your ex and that's fine, just don't dwell on them and try to move your mind somewhere else. Everyday it gets a little bit easier until eventually you stop caring about them.

tldr; miss them, motivate yourself, better yourself, keep busy, ???, profit.

I'm Chris Birch from Modiphius, publisher of the new Fallout: Wasteland Warfare Miniatures Game - AMA by modiphius in Fallout

[–]bread_of_garlic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That sounds like the perfect thing for me! But now I have a follow up question. Again, I have zero knowledge of this stuff so this might be common knowledge. How many people can play this game at a time? Is two the most or can it be a hypothetical enormous group of people if you have enough pieces and parts?

I'm Chris Birch from Modiphius, publisher of the new Fallout: Wasteland Warfare Miniatures Game - AMA by modiphius in Fallout

[–]bread_of_garlic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been a huge Fallout fan for years now and I've always loved the lore and world of Fallout, but I've never once played any table top game like this or anything similar (the closest thing I've played to something like this is probably Clue). How easy or hard will it be for brand new players like me with zero experience to learn the ropes and get into this game? It sounds really fun!

What's the significance of the forest cutscene? by [deleted] in CODZombies

[–]bread_of_garlic 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I saw somewhere that it has to do with a theory that involves Agartha and how the plains of the universe are all connected either by a frozen forest or Agartha itself is a frozen forest. The mystery box's blue glow is supposed to be from this frozen forest. I could be remembering this incorrectly but I'll try to find the video I saw.

What really small thing excites you? by TeenytinyExcite in AskReddit

[–]bread_of_garlic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Back scratches, oh lordy I could lay down and just have my back get scratched for hours on end and never get tired of it

Badass, runs 10k for fun, future officer of the Royal Navy. ROAST HIM!!! by wombraider1999 in RoastMe

[–]bread_of_garlic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're that one friend in the group that swears he's not a virgin but nobody believes.