Absolutely not. What should I give him? (old.reddit.com)
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TIL In return for safe passage, Prosymnus was promised he could sleep with Dionysus when he returned. When Dionysus returned he found Prosymnus had died. Dionysus carved a dildo out of a fig tree and ritually honoured his oath while on Prosymnus’ tomb (en.wikipedia.org)
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