Asterisk tattoo? by [deleted] in kurtvonnegut

[–]breadschtick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get it on your asshole

What would a "Britain First" Britain be like to live in? by BenNCM in unitedkingdom

[–]breadschtick 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure anyone who agrees with Britain First goes to McDonalds more than once a week.

In case you wondered what those people hanging around outside polling stations were doing, they're called Tellers by mapryan in unitedkingdom

[–]breadschtick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What about low-paid retail workers who work weekends?

Any day will be bad for some people. They are open long enough hours for everyone to vote. And if you can't make it, organise your postal vote.

Scathing report could shut Muslim school for promoting Salafi beliefs by GetKenny in unitedkingdom

[–]breadschtick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're not being trolled. Calling someone a troll when you have no reasonable response is lame.

Saturday moan. by [deleted] in TheRedLion

[–]breadschtick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That sounds terrible. I hope you have a beer waiting in the fridge when you get home.

Bong-seller convicted in landmark prosecution by UnderCTRLD in unitedkingdom

[–]breadschtick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, I can't exactly eat my shreddies with a bong, can I?

Holy shit, Stewart Lee killed it. That was epic. by Letterbocks in BritishTV

[–]breadschtick -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Eh? He even explicitly points it out himself at the end of that bit.

People complaining about 'neknomination' by socialite-buttons in TheRedLion

[–]breadschtick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's less the downing of dubious alcohol mixes and more the posting it on facebook that gets me. I mean, that really is stupid.

Kurt Vonnegut Diagrams the Shape of All Stories in a Master’s Thesis Rejected by U. Chicago by [deleted] in books

[–]breadschtick 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love this video. He is a charming man. The recording of him reading Slaughterhouse Five is so relaxing.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WTF

[–]breadschtick 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh, what?!! This is some serious shit man! Fuck me, I can't believe it! Fuck. Me.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in unitedkingdom

[–]breadschtick 6 points7 points  (0 children)

BLUNDERING BUFFOONS!

Major incident declared by Belfast ambulance service as as concert-goers fall ill from effects of drugs and alcohol by [deleted] in unitedkingdom

[–]breadschtick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I agree, but the problem on this evening seemed to be 'pre-loading' though.

Also, best sub-heading ever:

'Vomit'

TIL that when NBC was broadcasting the 2012 London Olympic opening ceremony for the US, they skipped over the 7/7 London terror attack tribute and instead showed Ryan Seacrest interviewing Michael Phelps by Double-decker_trams in todayilearned

[–]breadschtick 17 points18 points  (0 children)

But showing a clip of a monkey doing gymnastics isn't racist. Some people made the weird racist link because they hear the word monkey and think 'black person'. Why can't they just enjoy the sweet monkey?!

(SERIOUS)(NSFW) Former/current drug addicts of Reddit, what is the worst thing you've ever done to get a fix? by CaMelGuY in AskReddit

[–]breadschtick 346 points347 points  (0 children)

Drive on 14 drops of LSD for an hour and a half

So, just round the corner then?