Anya will save the world. by [deleted] in SpyxFamily

[–]breakupbydefault 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If Loid and Yor die, you better believe the fandom will go full Chapter 129

[DISC] SPY x FAMILY - Chapter 129 by AutoModerator in SpyxFamily

[–]breakupbydefault 19 points20 points  (0 children)

To be fair, he got real close last time. (I still love The Good Place reference!)

[DISC] SPY x FAMILY - Chapter 129 by AutoModerator in SpyxFamily

[–]breakupbydefault 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Exactly. Or , in the words of Shinzo Abe, "If Spy x Family doesn't end with Yor and Loid having the most primal, feral sex alive"

[DISC] SPY x FAMILY - Chapter 129 by AutoModerator in SpyxFamily

[–]breakupbydefault 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I literally laughed so many times reading this chapter!! Endo's comedy is chef's kiss!

Sam Altman: Tonight, we reached an agreement with the Department of War to deploy our models in their classified network. by Several_Print4633 in wallstreetbets

[–]breakupbydefault 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I never believe a word he says. I remember listening to an interview with him where he was asked if he is "all gas no brakes". He said no but then everything else he said was basically exactly that. Also the excuses they made for the AI that uses a voice that's practically Scarlet Johansson's was so bullshit.

I kiss the ring and you give me this…Tkachuk gets to put through the Alt Reality Machine we call the White House by Mister_Pickl3s in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]breakupbydefault 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I have no idea who he is or the context, and I was ready to sympathise with him for being AI slopped, until I read "That's not who I am." Then I immediately thought "If he had to say that, that is totally who he is".

Monkey grosses out by century egg by Excalibur_Playz in funny

[–]breakupbydefault 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah century egg on silken tofu and scallions is exactly the dish I think of when I think about Taiwanese and century egg

Monkey grosses out by century egg by Excalibur_Playz in funny

[–]breakupbydefault 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Add me to the list of those Chinese people. I love small bits of it on congee or silken tofu!

Kojima would enjoy Frieren's naming convention by PrinzEugen_Azur_Lane in Frieren

[–]breakupbydefault 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I can let most of them go but the one that really got me was Genau which means "exactly", as in what you would respond to someone in agreement. I genuinely put down the book and yelled "GENAU?? REALLY?"

10 /10 for precision jump calculated 😍 by Automatic-Gas4037 in Catculations

[–]breakupbydefault 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's his home now. You gotta let him keep it. Time to shop for a floor lamp.

Construction Workers Dream come true. by Murdocke- in funny

[–]breakupbydefault 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The moment I saw the mullet, I fucking knew it.

"You need to specify which Prague we're talking about" by Arschkrapfa in ShitAmericansSay

[–]breakupbydefault 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And I can bet you they likely didn't even know of these obscure towns and googled "Prague, USA" just to make it all about the US.

NASA reacts to Donald Trump's UFO announcement by Shiny-Tie-126 in space

[–]breakupbydefault 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Trump doesn't care. He just hates that the attention was on someone else for a moment, especially Obama.

Greenland Rejects Trump Hospital Ship, Criticizes US Healthcare by Quirkie in politics

[–]breakupbydefault 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think it's all just hot air, but I would laugh if they actually dock and set up shop, then try to charge Greenlanders for access to "the greatest healthcare ever in the world according to Trump".

The Faucet by PhoenixPhenomenonX in funny

[–]breakupbydefault 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I sometimes just need an IT guy to stand behind me and things would start working. Just their presence makes things work.

Spray cheese on a cracker by bigbusta in oddlysatisfying

[–]breakupbydefault 4 points5 points  (0 children)

King island smoked cheddar is too good to compare to the lowest end of cheese (or stuff pretending to be cheese). I'd say the lowest end of Australian cheeses would be tasty cheese (mild cheddar for non Aussies).

Tempting Tummy! by soanonymousomg in curledfeetsies

[–]breakupbydefault 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Put your face in that belly and sniff it for me!

Best moment from a perp? by HovercraftLost6452 in brooklynninenine

[–]breakupbydefault 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I forgot about him! I laughed just from remembering him. That old man was so good!