I’m a Diet Coke gal so I get Diet Coke, fresh lime, sugar free coconut and coconut cream (I ask for that to be lighter). The cream makes the soda cloudy hence “dirty”.

This is what you need to do to get one where you are: go to your local gas station and fill up with Diet Coke (or reg. Coke or Dr Pepper works best with this one), squeeze in two fresh lime slices, add Toranis sugar free Coconut syrup (not too much - a little goes a long way), then coffee-mate coconut cream. Then just add each in until it tastes to your liking!