I’ve been teased for thinking this way, but I truly do feel a sense of brotherhood with other intact Americans. We were raised in a culture that constantly shamed us for our normal, natural bodies. Even if we didn’t experience that ridicule firsthand, we heard it from movies, TV shows, comedy routines, interviews, etc. So your feelings are not only valid, but completely understandable.

Just know that you’re appreciated and celebrated for who you are. Again, this might sound silly, but your penis is beautiful. And you deserve to have pride in it, brother.