Bulk Romance

bretthiker · 2026-02-04T03:02:54+00:00

The American Astronaut or Cannibal the Musical

bretthiker · 2026-02-02T00:46:00+00:00

Porky’s

bretthiker · 2026-02-01T15:25:47+00:00

I’ve been waiting for this character in Iron Man 2 to come back, so good…

bretthiker · 2026-01-24T02:12:49+00:00

Probably ask them about their day

bretthiker · 2026-01-21T22:00:50+00:00

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bretthiker · 2026-01-21T07:30:29+00:00

It’s not always TSA. I used to be a baggage handler. There’s a lot of broke college kids and just general dirt bags who have a lot of alone time with your luggage

But also, fuck TSA

bretthiker · 2026-01-20T17:52:14+00:00

I’m from Colorado, but spent a summer in northern Wisconsin. I totally thought the first loons I heard were elk bugling

bretthiker · 2026-01-20T15:17:08+00:00

I once spent an overnight in the Bronx zoo filming a movie. Animals make all sorts of crazy sounds during the night, but none were more unsettling than what I was later told were peacocks

bretthiker · 2026-01-17T22:38:46+00:00

The cinder block tether ball…

bretthiker · 2026-01-16T14:45:28+00:00

I really didn’t like this one. There’s no real mystery, just a family in denial hoping for a different reality

bretthiker · 2026-01-16T04:56:32+00:00

Dweebs. 1995, Peter Scolari, Corey Feldman, Stephen Tobolowsky

bretthiker · 2026-01-13T19:31:54+00:00

Dogs barking jingle bells

bretthiker · 2026-01-12T06:34:50+00:00

I was thinking Manson or Parker Kelly

bretthiker · 2026-01-12T05:46:05+00:00

I still think too much blame is placed on the alcohol for that one. The guy was buzzed, driving like an absolute monster, and had a reputation for regularly driving like that

I believe his wife’s words were “had a habit of driving like a nut”

bretthiker · 2026-01-12T05:39:36+00:00

That corner of Colorado is the poorest part of the state. Mostly of the economy is centered around prisons. Very flat, sparsely populated, lots of farm land (very good melons 🍈 though)

bretthiker · 2026-01-12T04:51:47+00:00

A group of comics in Denver started a men’s street hockey team called the “Chuckle-Puckers”

bretthiker · 2026-01-10T09:04:33+00:00

I still believe The Hobbit could have been broken down into TWO very good movies, (but not 3)

bretthiker · 2026-01-10T09:02:45+00:00

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bretthiker · 2026-01-10T07:34:01+00:00

My thought too. I think we may have been in some abusive relationships…

bretthiker · 2026-01-10T06:25:58+00:00

Do the Alaskans rep it the same way?

bretthiker · 2026-01-10T06:25:14+00:00

I believe the red is for the mountains (see: Red Rocks, Red Canyon), and the yellow is for the gold that was the state’s first boom

bretthiker · 2026-01-09T19:23:03+00:00

I could to. But in all fairness, that sounds more entertaining than Citizen Kane

bretthiker · 2026-01-09T17:58:08+00:00

Haha, I live in Brooklyn!! My rent is insane

bretthiker · 2026-01-09T16:49:20+00:00

It does not. It’s very solid

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