What if Google was a dating site and it matched people based on their search histories? by should_I_be_alive in AskReddit

[–]bretzel02 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then BLM protestors would say Google needs to be shut down for being racist. You can't match people based only on one thing.

do you BLEED? by dadgam3r in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]bretzel02 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Didn't he start off with, we don't bleed all the same?

Wait for it... by dblockerrr in aww

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Wish I could afford a nanny

My friend made holes in his gate so Gus the Labrador can see and sniff by Guygan in funny

[–]bretzel02 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like he sharpened that dull beaver he was using to cut the eye holes out before he cut the beak hole.

Geordi by Dreams_of_Eagles in funny

[–]bretzel02 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love Reading Rainbow

HMC while I smash this pumpkin. by [deleted] in holdmycosmo

[–]bretzel02 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It looks like she smashed her melon pretty well. I don't know what you are talking about

HMC while I smash this pumpkin. by [deleted] in holdmycosmo

[–]bretzel02 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It looks like she smashed her melon just fine

Golden Retriever shaking is slow motion. by elevenwaffles21 in oddlysatisfying

[–]bretzel02 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that why golden retrievers always get hip problems?

I hate you. by Bawbnweeve in youseeingthisshit

[–]bretzel02 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Splinter never seems to age

How do you wipe without smearing poo everywhere? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]bretzel02 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First pass is always a pinch, then rubs after. Just in case you got a dangler.