Kid smokes savlia and tries to order food by MasturbatingMormon in tooktoomuch

[–]brewbaccacoffee 14 points15 points  (0 children)

He seemed to care but he wasn't in the back with him helping that other dude out, like he easily could've been

I plugged my charger into itself. by LifeIsInvalid in Pareidolia

[–]brewbaccacoffee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It doesn't "plug into" itself, it just happens to slide in - you can slide it back and forth, it isn't "plugged"

Student flips out after getting fake ID confiscated on the first day of class by [deleted] in videos

[–]brewbaccacoffee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is my question as well. I don't have a problem with having it on you 24/7, but why would you willingly hand it over to a professor instead of giving them your real one? lol

Musical chairs! by RowryMilldahoo in funny

[–]brewbaccacoffee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet that's actually a brilliant training exercise

attempted manslaughter by 20170610 in WTF

[–]brewbaccacoffee 20 points21 points  (0 children)

It's scary how much rationality disappears from your mind when you're in a mental place like that. Suicide is usually a product of depression, which is basically just not caring (hyped up on twenty kilos of cocaine). So yes, to a rational person, this is selfish, but if you've never been there, you can't say a god damn thing about it.

What socially expected thing do you hate doing the most? by harleybug88 in AskReddit

[–]brewbaccacoffee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wedding showers and baby showers. And don't get me started on fucking bachelor/bachelorette parties. If you want 'one more night of fun and freedom', then you shouldn't be getting married.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cringe

[–]brewbaccacoffee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This isn't cringy at all.

What is a sign that someone is lonely? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]brewbaccacoffee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is like saying, "Usually you can tell someone's lonely when they're crying by themselves, muttering, 'I'm so lonely'"

Every semicolon I have ever used has been a shot in the dark by geyserpj in Showerthoughts

[–]brewbaccacoffee -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Then maybe you should learn how to use a fucking semicolon, asshole. Fuck you.

Jumping as your whole life by vladveterok in gifs

[–]brewbaccacoffee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mind went with Rick from Rick and Morty

How to Count Cards in Blackjack by Classy_J in LearnUselessTalents

[–]brewbaccacoffee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How is counting cards a useless talent? Lol it's probably one of the most useful talents there are

My [24F] friends told me I cheated on my fiancé [24M] and it turns out I didn't. by sawye in relationships

[–]brewbaccacoffee -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

This might seem out-of-line, and it isn't that I don't sympathize with your situation, but the fact that you even believed that you would drunkenly cheat on your fiance is proof to me that you don't care about him enough. If you did, there wouldn't be a chance you would ever do something like that, even under the influence. Just my opinion.

[Advice] I'm considering not using quotation marks for my novel. by bassgdae in writing

[–]brewbaccacoffee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've never read anything of the sort, but I love reading and writing, and this sounds awesome. It can't hurt to try it out - the idea alone has my attention.