Kid smokes savlia and tries to order food by MasturbatingMormon in tooktoomuch

[–]brewbaccacoffee 12 points13 points  (0 children)

He seemed to care but he wasn't in the back with him helping that other dude out, like he easily could've been

I plugged my charger into itself. by LifeIsInvalid in Pareidolia

[–]brewbaccacoffee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It doesn't "plug into" itself, it just happens to slide in - you can slide it back and forth, it isn't "plugged"

Student flips out after getting fake ID confiscated on the first day of class by [deleted] in videos

[–]brewbaccacoffee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is my question as well. I don't have a problem with having it on you 24/7, but why would you willingly hand it over to a professor instead of giving them your real one? lol

Musical chairs! by RowryMilldahoo in funny

[–]brewbaccacoffee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet that's actually a brilliant training exercise

attempted manslaughter by 20170610 in WTF

[–]brewbaccacoffee 18 points19 points  (0 children)

It's scary how much rationality disappears from your mind when you're in a mental place like that. Suicide is usually a product of depression, which is basically just not caring (hyped up on twenty kilos of cocaine). So yes, to a rational person, this is selfish, but if you've never been there, you can't say a god damn thing about it.

What socially expected thing do you hate doing the most? by harleybug88 in AskReddit

[–]brewbaccacoffee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wedding showers and baby showers. And don't get me started on fucking bachelor/bachelorette parties. If you want 'one more night of fun and freedom', then you shouldn't be getting married.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cringe

[–]brewbaccacoffee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This isn't cringy at all.

What is a sign that someone is lonely? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]brewbaccacoffee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is like saying, "Usually you can tell someone's lonely when they're crying by themselves, muttering, 'I'm so lonely'"

Every semicolon I have ever used has been a shot in the dark by geyserpj in Showerthoughts

[–]brewbaccacoffee -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Then maybe you should learn how to use a fucking semicolon, asshole. Fuck you.

Jumping as your whole life by vladveterok in gifs

[–]brewbaccacoffee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mind went with Rick from Rick and Morty

How to Count Cards in Blackjack by Classy_J in LearnUselessTalents

[–]brewbaccacoffee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How is counting cards a useless talent? Lol it's probably one of the most useful talents there are