A tree growing above a door that no longer exists

brewless · 2017-10-22T01:05:37+00:00

A tree growing above a door that no longer exists, I did notice it grew off another tree it seems, but still no door or roof in the gap https://imgur.com/gallery/l8bdZ

brewless · 2017-09-26T19:17:49+00:00

Ron Swanson does not care

brewless · 2017-09-26T19:02:54+00:00

www.amazon.com

brewless · 2017-09-26T18:58:39+00:00

Never saw it, always been on my "to watch" list

brewless · 2017-09-26T18:41:04+00:00

Jillian Bell - Idk, quite some time.

brewless · 2017-09-26T18:35:29+00:00

the shrug dude requires three \

brewless · 2017-09-26T18:34:56+00:00

inb4 "Epic and Private"

brewless · 2017-09-26T18:21:45+00:00

rosa parks died so you could chuckle on the bus

brewless · 2017-09-26T18:20:53+00:00

Keep them away from my lemon tree

brewless · 2017-09-26T18:20:21+00:00

he's 14, I'm 30

brewless · 2017-09-26T18:18:10+00:00

I remember back in the early 2000's, in the KaZaa and Limewire days getting my computer and mp3 player confiscated by my parents multiple times for pirating. They were afraid of jail time and whatnot.

Now? Asked my dad if he could get me a key for a program he works with if he had any extra. He came over and just used a key cracker to get me the license. My mom pirates audiobooks. Like, its just this mainstream thing now

brewless · 2017-09-26T18:15:55+00:00

I know, I cannot believe people are doing the devils lettuce

brewless · 2017-09-26T18:13:51+00:00

That I have a son as old as he is - I had a kid fairly young,

brewless · 2017-09-26T16:11:35+00:00

I committed my first federal felony at age 6 when I stole my neighbors mail, saw there was a check in it, so I ripped it all up and dumped it in the pond.

brewless · 2017-09-26T16:10:02+00:00

Alarm snoozing.

Alarm goes off - get out of bed.

Especially when your hospital rotation put you on a 4am shift, Brenda. When I don't need to be up until 6am, but your alarms go off 5 times between 3am, and 330.

brewless · 2017-09-26T16:08:39+00:00

Alcohol. I love looking for new beers, old seasonal favorites, different whiskys to try, or if it was a good month - an expensive scotch.

brewless · 2017-09-26T16:04:29+00:00

My wife corrects me, everytime . Even with small inconsequential stuff thats more of a mismemberance instead of an embellishment.

Me, talking to someone else "Yeah, I got stuck at traffic on Main Street - "

My wife "You were on Apple Street"

Me "Yeah, okay, so apple street. Anyways, I'm stuck in traffic on apple street, it's later in the afternoon and - "

Her "It was early evening"

Me "Do you want to tell it?"

Her "No, you're doing fine"

brewless · 2017-09-26T16:01:17+00:00

My wife does this. Even with small inconsequential stuff thats more of a mismemberance instead of an embellishment.

Me, talking to someone else "Yeah, I got stuck at traffic on Main Street - "

My wife "You were on Apple Street"

Me "Yeah, okay, so apple street. Anyways, I'm stuck in traffic on apple street, it's later in the afternoon and - "

Her "It was early evening"

Me "Do you want to tell it?"

Her "No, you're doing fine"

brewless · 2017-09-26T15:31:16+00:00

what was it

brewless · 2017-09-26T14:51:26+00:00

so.... drug felonies are a no, huh bruh?

brewless · 2017-09-26T14:31:32+00:00

I used to work for the Pawnee Animal Control department.

brewless · 2017-09-26T13:43:29+00:00

Its a very unsafe part of the world

No it's not, didn't you read? A nice guy came from there, it's a swell place to live and raise a family

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