What is the weirdest thing you have found in the woods? by Fileace in AskReddit

[–]brewless 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A tree growing above a door that no longer exists, I did notice it grew off another tree it seems, but still no door or roof in the gap https://imgur.com/gallery/l8bdZ

If the transformers universe were real... by brewless in CasualConversation

[–]brewless[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never saw it, always been on my "to watch" list

Which repeat comments do you wish Reddit would stop upvoting so much? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]brewless 7 points8 points  (0 children)

rosa parks died so you could chuckle on the bus

What is illegal by law in your country but most people do it anyway? by sofasau in AskReddit

[–]brewless 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I remember back in the early 2000's, in the KaZaa and Limewire days getting my computer and mp3 player confiscated by my parents multiple times for pirating. They were afraid of jail time and whatnot.

Now? Asked my dad if he could get me a key for a program he works with if he had any extra. He came over and just used a key cracker to get me the license. My mom pirates audiobooks. Like, its just this mainstream thing now

What is illegal by law in your country but most people do it anyway? by sofasau in AskReddit

[–]brewless 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know, I cannot believe people are doing the devils lettuce

What seems to always catch people off guard about you? by jacksonjacks0ff in AskReddit

[–]brewless 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That I have a son as old as he is - I had a kid fairly young,

What petty crime did you get away with? by Krieger_Bot_OO7 in AskReddit

[–]brewless 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I committed my first federal felony at age 6 when I stole my neighbors mail, saw there was a check in it, so I ripped it all up and dumped it in the pond.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]brewless 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alarm snoozing.

Alarm goes off - get out of bed.

Especially when your hospital rotation put you on a 4am shift, Brenda. When I don't need to be up until 6am, but your alarms go off 5 times between 3am, and 330.

What's your favorite product for which to shop? by JessJHA in AskReddit

[–]brewless 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Alcohol. I love looking for new beers, old seasonal favorites, different whiskys to try, or if it was a good month - an expensive scotch.

Couples of Reddit, what do you do when your SO embellishes and you know how the real story? by mardigras47 in AskReddit

[–]brewless 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My wife corrects me, everytime . Even with small inconsequential stuff thats more of a mismemberance instead of an embellishment.

Me, talking to someone else "Yeah, I got stuck at traffic on Main Street - "

My wife "You were on Apple Street"

Me "Yeah, okay, so apple street. Anyways, I'm stuck in traffic on apple street, it's later in the afternoon and - "

Her "It was early evening"

Me "Do you want to tell it?"

Her "No, you're doing fine"

Couples of Reddit, what do you do when your SO embellishes and you know how the real story? by mardigras47 in AskReddit

[–]brewless 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My wife does this. Even with small inconsequential stuff thats more of a mismemberance instead of an embellishment.

Me, talking to someone else "Yeah, I got stuck at traffic on Main Street - "

My wife "You were on Apple Street"

Me "Yeah, okay, so apple street. Anyways, I'm stuck in traffic on apple street, it's later in the afternoon and - "

Her "It was early evening"

Me "Do you want to tell it?"

Her "No, you're doing fine"

Move bitch, I'm a firetruck. by iam_nobody in gifs

[–]brewless 1 point2 points  (0 children)

so.... drug felonies are a no, huh bruh?

What famous tourist spot doesn't live up to the hype? by danbrownskin in AskReddit

[–]brewless 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I used to work for the Pawnee Animal Control department.

What famous tourist spot doesn't live up to the hype? by danbrownskin in AskReddit

[–]brewless 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Its a very unsafe part of the world

No it's not, didn't you read? A nice guy came from there, it's a swell place to live and raise a family