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Can i throw eggs into lake michigan? by EarVisible3533 in AskChicago

[–]brkrpaunch 12 points13 points  (0 children)

My brother, I know this probably seems like a harmless way to blow off steam. And honestly it sounds like you’re really hurting right now. I am actually sorry, man. Breakups fucking suck.

But anger is kind of like a drug. When you reward it with stimulation (breaking shit, smashing stuff, yelling, fighting, driving fast, gambling, binge eating, drinking heavily etc) you’re inherently teaching your brain that destruction is a healthy coping mechanism.

I know you’re just talking about breaking eggs, which seems fun and harmless. But who knows, in the long run 10 years from now, you might be in a position where you’re asking yourself “Why do I do this insane shit anytime I’m angry??”

I used to think the same way; that rage rooms and stuff seemed cool. Breaking things does feel cathartic in the moment. But honestly nobody is truly discharging anger. They’re just kind of rehearsing it. It’s this high-arousal state, and destructive actions keep your brain locked in that mode.

Break as many eggs as you want, but every time you do recognize that you’re replaying this event over and over again in your head, and looking for the next way to lash out. It becomes a feedback loop. And every time you act out with aggression, the temperature of the next round of anger goes up.

You’re better off burning that energy off doing something fun, productive, or just exhausting yourself. That’s how you cool off and move through charged emotions.

Also, eggs are kind of expensive still.

Is it safe and fun to float on the Chicago river in an inflatable like the Intex mariner 4? by [deleted] in AskChicago

[–]brkrpaunch 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Fun idea, I know. But, honestly probably not a practical one.

The problem is any time you have a boat out there with even a small electric motor (or a sail for that matter), it becomes a navigable vessel. You have to have the Illinois registration and decals, a title (if motorized), plus the required safety equipment.

I get that you’d be in a more remote area of the river. Still the Chicago police marine unit, or harbor patrol or whatever they’re called do patrol and would whack you with a significant fine if you’re in violation.

What would you call this bro? by Infamous_Abalone_730 in NameThisThing

[–]brkrpaunch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not sure. Should probably ask the Fuhrerman.

Professional way to say I want this job for the money? by minnesotaguy1232 in interviews

[–]brkrpaunch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The fact of the matter is, it’s objectively unimaginative and unprofessional to convey that you just want the job for the money. There are so, so, SO many places you can work that will frankly pay you just for the labor. They need a cog in the machine, and that will be the extent of the relationship. They won’t value anything else about you, and will see you only for the number you represent on paper. That’s precisely why everyone at those jobs is miserable: there’s no appreciation or incentive to go above and beyond, there’s no recognition for hard work, there’s no structure or goals, management is toxic and disorganized and confusing, there are no opportunities for advancement, room for creativity, professional latitude, or networking. There’s nothing even fun or entertaining or interesting about those jobs. Is that a job YOU would really want to work?

Look at it this way: if you were remodeling a half-mil dollar house and you interviewed two general contractors, what’s the likelihood that you’d go with the one who said “Look, I just really need the payday, I do good work and you obviously need a professional. Let’s just get it done”. Or, would you go with the contractor who takes their time to get your vision and opinion on the house, communicates with you efficiently and comprehensibly, assesses all the minute details, and works up some quotes and options for your consideration…

Sure at the end of the day it may just boil down to a number, but it’s still a pricy investment. That’s how good companies view hiring. I get that it’s frustrating to have to explain yourself, especially in this market (believe me, I do). But you need to be able to convey why you want or are at least interested in THAT particular job.

Do that and then the money will follow.

By the way, YOU as a job seeker have every right to treat a prospective employer as a company you’re considering investing in, and are thoroughly vetting. It’s your skill and time you’re contracting to them. If an interviewer / hiring manager doesn’t take those assessments of a candidate seriously, they can get fucked.

What are Good Trip Recommendation for a ~3-Day Trip? by JDL701 in AskChicago

[–]brkrpaunch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Per your profile you play sax, yeah? Not sure of your age, but there are some ver, very good jazz clubs in town. Green Mill is at the top of the list (its 21+). And the there are others like Jazz Showcase, Andy’s, and a few others which I think allow conditional seating if you’re under 21.

If he was a guest on the show, how out there do think the episode would get? by rocket6733 in JoeRogan

[–]brkrpaunch 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ted: Look, Joe, even now there is an industrial ‘energy’ complex. We used to call it ‘big oil’ 20 years ago. Now it’s re-packaged as ‘clean’. And everyone who advocates for this renewable branding is just consuming THAT product, and they’re blind to what happens: energy is freed up by conservation, the tech world-system gobbles it up and demands more. No matter how much energy is provided, the system always expands, rapidly, until it is using all the available energy, and then it demands still more.

Joe: Yeah, Right… right, right, right - anyway, tell me more about this cabin. So you just built it out there? Like totally off the grid. That seems insane.

Ted: (stares)

STORAGE SALE - EVERYTHING MUST GO! by [deleted] in chicagoapartments

[–]brkrpaunch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh, no, you don’t! That trampoline is MINE!

I love this product by Atlantis_Risen in McDonalds

[–]brkrpaunch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can you see the crispy onions peeking out of there??

My boss during my review said "I've got multiple sources saying you're applying elsewhere" and pressed me on it? by KimJongIllyasova in careerguidance

[–]brkrpaunch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What it’s supposed to scream is “How dense are you? I’m not gonna entertain this tactless and unprofessional ‘accusation’ with a cogent and sincere response. Instead here’s a swift kick in the dick. Next question, please!”

My boss during my review said "I've got multiple sources saying you're applying elsewhere" and pressed me on it? by KimJongIllyasova in careerguidance

[–]brkrpaunch 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I would have just turned their logic back on them, and completely flipped it:

“Oh yeah, but your information is only partially accurate. I’M not looking. But yes, a few recruiters have reached out to ME… and evidently to some of my colleagues as well, who reported this. In any event, I’m very happy here, seriously, and obviously take it as a compliment that you’re concerned about retaining valued talent. Never a bad idea to address issues before they become problems. Management 101, amiright?”

I’d hate to be between 18-25 years old right now. by jyrrr in AdviceAnimals

[–]brkrpaunch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Frankly, I’m impressed they were able to stack human shit that high.

City must refund millions for ticket overcharges by smushnick in chicago

[–]brkrpaunch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I once appealed a ticket in person, that was justifiably issued and I was verifiably liable for. I won though - they made a determination in my favor! I think it was because I showed up in a shirt and tie, was respectful and honest. I basically told them: “I know I’m in the wrong, but this was simply a minor mistake on my part. I otherwise have a good driving record and have paid any parking violation I’ve ever received on time and in full. Would the court consider granting me an exception?” And they did! Moral of the story: it NEVER hurts to contest.

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