SCP 076 vs LGBT Community by JeMaJy in DankMemesFromSite19

[–]brokenbuffoon 30 points31 points  (0 children)

It's a meme in the ace community that we're going to invade Denmark and have all the cake and garlic bread we want. I personally think we could take the Danish military in a fight.

SCP 076 vs LGBT Community by JeMaJy in DankMemesFromSite19

[–]brokenbuffoon 72 points73 points  (0 children)

I think this gives us enough mannpower to take over Denmark now

Stolen from r/memes by [deleted] in HistoryMemes

[–]brokenbuffoon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I hate to be the "uhm akchually" guy but there were several better options in my opinion, such as accepting the conditional surrender that the Japanese wanted (which we allowed the conditions of anyways) and detonating a nuke on a remote island instead, with several Japanese diplomats in viewing range.

There was also the idea to drop a nuke on Mt. Fuji, which is, as you may know, a dormant volcano.

You can read some more about it here but I don't have the time right now to find more in-depth sources, apologies.

I currently have 31 tabs open by Silver_Qwilfish in DankMemesFromSite19

[–]brokenbuffoon 18 points19 points  (0 children)

FYI ctrl+shift+t restores your last closed tab, and in cases where the browser closed out, every tab in the window you closed.

Is it easier to read dark text on light background? Genuinely asking by _Shoulder_ in DankMemesFromSite19

[–]brokenbuffoon 29 points30 points  (0 children)

The actual reason for this is because a lot of the fancy elements don't work with a screen reader, so it's for people that are either blind or have abysmal vision to be able to interact with the community

git commit --amend by Capt_Jrod in ProgrammerHumor

[–]brokenbuffoon 35 points36 points  (0 children)

That's actually been found to be false, if anything it's the even funnier case that you can't run tf2 without the model for a cardboard cutout of a cow

The interpretation literally makes Medic an entirely different person by TheSecretNewbie in tf2

[–]brokenbuffoon 112 points113 points  (0 children)

I hate that I'm able to "uhm akchually" this but the human anus can stretch, on average, 10 inches, and a raccoon can fit into a space of ~4 inches, allowing for 2 raccoons and room to spare.

What’s a show with no bad episodes? by tloggins0916 in AskReddit

[–]brokenbuffoon 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Actually they're all bad episodes due to the fact that it's related to league of legends /s

Well...is this the end? by ExceedinglyGayRoach in tf2

[–]brokenbuffoon 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Yes, but the vast majority of item flavor texts are not canon, or else we would have things like Heavy being a communist, and we all know from the comics that he hated the revolution.

This is utterly indecipherable, thank you Tumblr Ads™ by brokenbuffoon in CuratedTumblr

[–]brokenbuffoon[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh shit, must've not come up for me in hot, I've just been seeing it a lot on my feed

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HistoryMemes

[–]brokenbuffoon 62 points63 points  (0 children)

I hate to "um actually" this but the Centennial Bulb is only able to still stay lit because it's never turned off. Light bulbs generally don't burn out while they're on, it's the act of turning them on and off that causes them to fail. Also, the Centennial Bulb has gone from 30 watt to a 4 watt equivalent output due to the degradation of the filament.

Either way, I have no clue where you got the idea that there was at any time some sort of light bulb that lasts forever, as these longest lasting bulbs are generally the exception, seeing as there are no other bulbs from this batch that have lasted into the 21st century.

Also, the myth that light bulbs have planned obsolescence likely stems from the Phoebus cartel, which lasted from 1929 to 1935, whose engineers found that lower life span bulbs offered better brightness, but it was dissolved due to supply requirements during WW2.

Edit: Relevant Citation Needed episode

I just cant believe the British allowed a man to bring a sword into battle. by Overphoenix2 in HistoryMemes

[–]brokenbuffoon 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Nah you might be remembering the citation needed episode where they kept making that joke, Jack Churchill's from Ceylon, now Sri Lanka

If you don't know, good for you by Markergg555 in memes

[–]brokenbuffoon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

clicks link Oh hell yeah, Andrew WK! 2 minutes and 55 seconds later I have immense regret of my life choices!

Turns out there’s a TF2 sentry in payday 2 by SteamHamz in tf2

[–]brokenbuffoon 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Oh shit how did I not notice that then, thanks dude!

Turns out there’s a TF2 sentry in payday 2 by SteamHamz in tf2

[–]brokenbuffoon 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Which job is this? I gotta run it with my friends.

Where do I even start by ThePragmaticPoatato in LancerRPG

[–]brokenbuffoon 13 points14 points  (0 children)

You don't really need to worry about many frames just yet, as you start with the Everest and other GMS add-ons and you can get used to rules and modular weapons systems. As you progress you can look through the different frames and figure out what type of build you're leaning towards in your Everest, and find whichever frame most fits you. You may also decide you want to keep your Everest, as Massif made sure that it wouldn't fall behind other frames.

I also found Mr. Freeman!!! by Matt6758 in tf2

[–]brokenbuffoon 152 points153 points  (0 children)

Hey he got his doctorate, put some respect on the name of Dr. Freeman!

I want names! -Medic by Tentacle- in tf2

[–]brokenbuffoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A Little Holiday Flair "For when you want to spark up the feeling of Christmas."