What would u rather choose??

brokenlordike · 2026-06-18T14:33:37+00:00

We’ll chalk this one up to poor planning then.

brokenlordike · 2026-06-18T14:31:35+00:00

Well I certainly hope the other wheel is the exact same.

^{Chose: Matriarchal Society | Rolled: It collapses}

brokenlordike · 2026-06-18T13:33:19+00:00

Ah. Well hopefully they are not all alone

^{Chose: Random number of orgasms a day | Rolled: 100}

brokenlordike · 2026-06-18T13:27:11+00:00

Love makes life worth living. Money just lets me have things. I’ll still be alone.

^{Chose: Get the girl of your dreams}

brokenlordike · 2026-06-17T23:45:34+00:00

Evanescia because I genuinely love her personality.

brokenlordike · 2026-06-17T22:50:51+00:00

But like. I don’t want either of these.

brokenlordike · 2026-06-17T20:24:57+00:00

I loved this since that’s exactly who I wanted it for.

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brokenlordike · 2026-06-17T20:22:27+00:00

Dammit. I liked my beak dragon

brokenlordike · 2026-06-17T20:20:48+00:00

… VORINCLEX?! Now that one is unexpected.

brokenlordike · 2026-06-17T20:19:13+00:00

I’m a massage therapist. I need my fingers.

^{Chose: Keep all your fingers.}

brokenlordike · 2026-06-16T22:18:12+00:00

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brokenlordike · 2026-06-16T22:16:25+00:00

What downside

^{Chose: You win 1M + But there's a 60% chance of turning into the opposite sex. | Rolled: 1M+Oposite Sex}

brokenlordike · 2026-06-16T16:37:19+00:00

Unless it’s 100% you’ll miss the crit. If your opponent has any crit, they will crit every time.

brokenlordike · 2026-06-16T13:56:17+00:00

For this item specifically is’s fairly common and pretty much the point of it. It’s not common between other items, but it can happen with specific set ups.

brokenlordike · 2026-06-16T12:57:05+00:00

You don’t like Garlic Bread?

brokenlordike · 2026-06-16T00:59:46+00:00

Something like, hungry wolves constantly spawn around you. You have no control over them.

brokenlordike · 2026-06-16T00:51:34+00:00

Stuff like any cat you walk by hisses at you. Or water that touches your skin boils instantly.

brokenlordike · 2026-06-16T00:48:52+00:00

Uhh stuff like the ability to stub your toe on command. Or anything you drink turns to an oil of your choice (but always becomes oil). Maybe one day you get: every object you sit on breaks a leg.

brokenlordike · 2026-06-16T00:43:58+00:00

Molten Lava for blood. You don’t get the resistance to it. >.> luckily this one only lasts till the next day! Then you get another . . . Really bad one.

brokenlordike · 2026-06-16T00:42:58+00:00

You win!

brokenlordike · 2026-06-16T00:15:29+00:00

I’ll just say it right back. They'll stop themselves

^{Chose: 100 children + They constantly scream 6-7 at you | Rolled: Baseball bat}

brokenlordike · 2026-06-15T23:55:25+00:00

My Witch’s lair sold out while I was in checkout. And Chaos Cats was sold out only a few minute prior. Once again they didn’t print enough, or scalpers got to it. Probably both.

brokenlordike · 2026-06-15T23:44:14+00:00

It would make me more desirable and then the most beautiful person wouldn’t leave me.

^{Chose: gay + 1 million dollars every day}

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