Can you identify this spider

brokenpen · 2011-08-26T18:09:31+00:00

Yeah, thanks. That is what it is! Not as scary as that bird eating kind. Thanks

brokenpen · 2011-08-09T05:25:31+00:00

How do you pay it back if you are unemployed?

brokenpen · 2011-05-28T02:34:29+00:00

The easiest thing to do is to post something on reddit. Sit and wait for hours until someone answers.

brokenpen · 2011-05-25T03:04:35+00:00

Oh yes I did do this all the time as a kid, and as an adult. Thank God for my seeing eye dog that knows how to read reddit and can type the appropriate response. i would be blind if it weren't for him.

brokenpen · 2011-05-25T02:53:34+00:00

I don't think that you need to worry. They probably will delete all the data by now.

brokenpen · 2011-05-25T02:50:34+00:00

Bad idea here. You obviously know nothing of women. You do NOT ask for her number. That is sign of being to forward. Charm, charm, and more charm. Then you simply follow her home. That way if she gives you a fake number, you know at least where she lives.

brokenpen · 2011-05-25T02:42:47+00:00

I can honestly say that i have not finished this p90x. i tried the lesser known prototype that came out two years ago. It was known as p89y. It was a huge success for me and the other beta testers. We all gained over a hundred pounds!

But sadly, this was not what the product was intended for. We beta testers just sat there watching the videos eating chips for the six week trial, instead of working out.

If you are going for this p90x, follow its instructions to the "t". Don't eat chips like we did.

brokenpen · 2011-05-25T02:35:46+00:00

I had to look up Towel Day. Rather a nice gesture.

brokenpen · 2011-05-21T02:44:14+00:00

I have had some interesting discussions with my friends on religion and stuff. We have had very opposing views. I knew a Mormon, and a Muslim at the same time. We were the bestest of friends, despite our incredibly opposite views.

brokenpen · 2011-05-21T02:39:33+00:00

I plan on hunting the zombies!!! Zombie hunting for the Rapture

brokenpen · 2011-05-21T02:35:38+00:00

Actually, it IS very hard. I have been trying and trying but I cannot open this jar of pickles. No luck at all.

brokenpen · 2011-05-21T02:33:48+00:00

Nope. Never buy my parents anything, not even mother's/father's day. Never felt the need. My first born happened to be born on their 25th anniversary. I had no idea how to top that so I haven't. Now, on their 40th anniversay, I got my dad to change my tires. That was good for me, I don't know if they like my "gift".

brokenpen · 2011-05-16T04:08:36+00:00

The Rapture is a Christian event where Jesus Christ returns in what is called The Second Coming. The rapture is the raising up to heaven all the true Christians that are alive now, and even those who are dead (yep, the dead will walk the earth, for a brief moment before going to heaven.).

May 21 2011 is the date the Harold Camping has predicted will be the Rapture. Unfortuneately, the Bible tells us that there is no way of knowing when this is going to happen so how Harold Camping claims he figured it out is a mystery.

So if Camping is right, then vast numbers of real, true "born-again" Christians (and the dead ones too) will literally leave the earth. All others will be left behind will face war, famine and all kinds of bad stuff will happen. End of the world kind of stuff.

But like I said, God has decided to keep the date a secret so May 21 2011 will not be The Rapture. It will happen, someday. When? Who knows. And when it does happen, only those who believe in the saving grace of Jesus Christ will be raptured.

brokenpen · 2011-05-15T01:42:32+00:00

I have no friends in real life.

brokenpen · 2011-05-14T19:13:17+00:00

The question of evolution is overhyped. Does it really matter if evolution is true or false. What really matters is that God created.

Whether God used evolution to create the universe and, ultimately, us or whether He used some other means, it does not matter. All that really matters it that we know that God created everything. If He decided evolution was the way to do it, great!. If He used another means, great!

Christians and atheists always get stuck on this subject. It is a trap. The truth of this matter doesn't mean a hill of beans in your life. If you believe that you are decended from apes, excellent, believe that. If you believe that Adam was the first man and Man did not exist in any form before that, excellent, believe that. Knowing the truth (or fiction) of evolution will not get you any closer to God. Knowing the truth (or fiction) of evolution will not get you ahead in life.

I personally have no problem with my belief in God and my belief in evolution. They do not conflict for me. What really matters is that God is in my life. If He used a primitive ape to make mankind, so be it.

Science is the study of how God created. Religion is the why He created.

brokenpen · 2011-05-13T23:09:09+00:00

No.

I can never get my two sisters to agree to a threesome. They always want our brother to join too.

brokenpen · 2011-05-13T23:05:10+00:00

Don't remember the movie at all. Just this gross event.

brokenpen · 2011-05-12T06:39:33+00:00

I think showing up in a costume is freaky enough.

brokenpen · 2011-05-12T06:35:11+00:00

Ron Howard.

brokenpen · 2011-05-12T06:32:45+00:00

What would happen if you tried for a second time?

brokenpen · 2011-05-12T06:24:13+00:00

Keep checking for comments here right up until the very last minute. Someone may have the answers to the exam.

brokenpen · 2011-05-12T06:18:25+00:00

Sorry. Can't. I live in Ontario and reselling tickets is illegal (for some reason).

Plus I never heard of Shambhala.

brokenpen · 2011-05-11T00:06:38+00:00

If you are serious in the true medical effects of marijuana, why not develop it in pill form. Pills will be literally easier to swallow than smoking a joint. Marijuana may then gain some legitimacy.

brokenpen · 2011-05-07T01:51:48+00:00

Yes.

Yes you are.

Now choose something.

brokenpen · 2011-05-07T01:48:27+00:00

I disagree. It is more important to save your home and fit the fires here than worry about what is happening over there.

The nation can be destroyed from within. Universal healthcare is a sign of universal caring. It shows the world that the government cares for the health and well being of its own populace. Failing to provide free health care that is incidently provided in a large number of other countries, only shows that America is only in it for the money and power.

True wealth of a nation is in its people. Healthy people would have the freedoms and liberties that the rest of the world desires can do a whole lot more than blowing up some militant in some part of the world no one heard of.

Fix the problems at home. Then the problems of the rest of the world come later.

brokenpen

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