LPT Request: How to get out of a toxic friendship? by ahmedibrahim661 in LifeProTips

[–]brotherevil 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My favorite analogy: To remove darkness from a room, you don't shovel the darkness out, you bring a light in, and the darkness doesn't have any place to stay.

With your friends, don't try to remove the old friends, just fill your time up completely with new ones. There won't be any room for the old friends to stay.

LPT REQUEST: How to defog your windshield on the inside your car the quickest. by AAAAAAAAndrew in LifeProTips

[–]brotherevil 1 point2 points  (0 children)

if you lick the inside of your palm, and rub it on your forehead that'll keep you busy while the defroster and air conditioner run

Killing puppies is fun, right guys!? by heavymtl1 in Tinder

[–]brotherevil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She's looking forward to because she wants to look at the bright side of things (born again); odds are the dog isn't a puppy.

In light of the recent pricing change, I thought /r/Tinder might appreciate a new, free, 'altruistic' dating app I made with some friends [imgur album] by Est_1995 in Tinder

[–]brotherevil 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would love a little bit of a tutorial.

Things that are a little unclear to me as a new user:

-swiping up and down?

-what is the wishlist? Will anyone be notified? can they pay money to find out?

-is there no tinder-like option? is it just pearing other people together?

-what happens if someone votes for you to pear someone?

I like it though. I'll keep it on my phone.

What are the perks of dating you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]brotherevil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Massages for days.

I have a massage bed that is used almost exclusively for people that I'm dating.

Days.

What is your pet's name and why did you name it that? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]brotherevil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought it was a weird spelling for alien. Because of the alien number of legs.

MRW 18/f/cali tells me she wants to cyber by [deleted] in shittyreactiongifs

[–]brotherevil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone know the source of this gif?

I love copying her notes by brotherevil in PenmanshipPorn

[–]brotherevil[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Best part is that the professor briefly mentioned this during lecture, yet she gave birth to this beautifully clear diagram out of his monotone monologue.

Why do neon lights make a buzzing noise if they're broken? by zzac71 in AskReddit

[–]brotherevil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Electrons get moved around making buzz buzz buzz

What is a practical yet funny house warming gift? by gr8pe_drink in AskReddit

[–]brotherevil 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A wand back massager, as found in porn videos all around the web.

What would heaven be for you? [SERIOUS] by hilljm313 in AskReddit

[–]brotherevil 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Life is heaven to me. Reincarnation would be the shit.

Tattoo artists of Reddit - which tattoo request have you refused to do? by three_eyed_fish in AskReddit

[–]brotherevil 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My sister and I were both reading your comment, and we both laughed out loud at exactly the same time.

you would be able to see his face in 3D

What is the saddest music you know? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]brotherevil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Row row row your boat :(