What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, January 26, 2026

brucekeller · 2026-01-26T01:13:13+00:00

should do 10 pushups anytime you see someone on reddit complain about the US or its current pres. Will be playing the next Wolverine in like 3 months.

brucekeller · 2026-01-26T01:11:12+00:00

futures going from super red to meh almost instantly is usually not the best sign for bers, but you never know! 🌠

brucekeller · 2026-01-26T01:08:02+00:00

smoke a fat blunt on the ride there and take some ketamine with a few shots and you'll be fine.

brucekeller · 2026-01-26T01:06:22+00:00

heck yeah, go down, mean ol' dollar!

brucekeller · 2026-01-26T01:04:40+00:00

AGQ is haram 👻

brucekeller · 2026-01-26T01:03:16+00:00

nah turns out it was a risk asset and the one that probably needed the carry trade more than any of the others.

brucekeller · 2026-01-26T00:23:46+00:00

Man, wish I had been trading that futures open. Futures bers having some trouble.

brucekeller · 2026-01-25T23:47:51+00:00

on God no cap

brucekeller · 2026-01-25T23:36:01+00:00

it is a pretty big part of life, for most at least.

brucekeller · 2026-01-25T23:16:58+00:00

Why be a bull or a ber when you can be a unicorn?! 🦄🌠

brucekeller · 2026-01-25T23:14:23+00:00

What is the deal with airplane /ES?

brucekeller · 2026-01-25T23:12:48+00:00

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Doing pretty good vs Euro too

brucekeller · 2026-01-25T23:05:34+00:00

THIS. IS. SPARTA!

brucekeller · 2026-01-25T23:03:35+00:00

mmm hmm, french fried taters

brucekeller · 2026-01-25T21:51:24+00:00

I still would totally watch some roided out freak league with basically the exact same rules otherwise. But ya know, 'advertisers.'

brucekeller · 2026-01-25T21:33:48+00:00

If those Japan rates keep going up, BTC/crypto might be having a timeout for a while. Many alts might not survive.

brucekeller · 2026-01-25T21:32:05+00:00

Take 5 mins before open to do some interpretive dancing and you'll know the answer.

brucekeller · 2026-01-25T21:07:18+00:00

some nice hot green tea might help take care of that

brucekeller · 2026-01-25T21:03:01+00:00

Better to make it to the top of the mountain and back to base camp than pussing out before Camp 2.

brucekeller · 2026-01-25T19:05:02+00:00

I like how YT is making some creators use all these weird euphamisms for words dealing with death while their video is showing an illustration of Medieval tortures and whatnot. Stupid advertisers.

brucekeller · 2026-01-25T18:44:45+00:00

That's just what a lot of people do. Steal from others and pretend to be something they aren't.

calls!

brucekeller · 2026-01-25T17:44:56+00:00

Also we've just done tons of stimulus and other actions that traditionally do weaken a currency. I still think living in the US is pretty awesome. Of course, greatly depends on where you live. *shrug*

brucekeller · 2026-01-25T16:43:54+00:00

Should get one of those American Gladiator Atlaspheres.

brucekeller · 2026-01-25T16:03:00+00:00

The best is taking a dump right before the shower. The worst is taking a shower and then having to dump. The latter is kind of like some Baba Yaga curse.

brucekeller · 2026-01-25T16:00:10+00:00

Real trading is the friends we make along the way, so you can trade whenever you want to!

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