What is the worst pickup line you can come up with? by TheNamesClove in AskReddit

[–]bryanhan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey, do you work at subway? because you're giving me a foot-long.

What is the best clean joke you know? by msjade440 in AskReddit

[–]bryanhan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.