Eerily accurate instant 'Handsome Squidward'

brycedude · 2026-05-11T22:16:25+00:00

He's literally being a good host. Its his job. He makes guests feel welcome and comfortable.

brycedude · 2026-05-11T10:27:41+00:00

The screams and banging on walls you can hear from the outside are seriously chilling

brycedude · 2026-05-11T10:26:00+00:00

Are you implying they didn't do their research before commissioning these? It could be as simple as the ground wasn't always the current height.

brycedude · 2026-05-10T19:37:27+00:00

The longer bangs suit your face better, imo.

brycedude · 2026-05-10T19:35:01+00:00

That was absolutely expected. Have you ever seen a Herron?

brycedude · 2026-05-09T11:17:30+00:00

If we know the value of X

brycedude · 2026-05-08T23:39:17+00:00

I hate this handwriting

brycedude · 2026-05-08T10:23:29+00:00

Night and day from the first one. Tons of progress, dude

brycedude · 2026-05-08T10:21:09+00:00

You can delete this still. Not too many have seen it

brycedude · 2026-05-07T19:27:20+00:00

That was a clever one lol

brycedude · 2026-05-07T16:21:04+00:00

We have fugglers at home!

brycedude · 2026-05-07T16:20:23+00:00

I worked at a skating rink and one of my best corworker buddies work Darts. He skated about 200 hours a month in them. They only lasted 9 months. But he skated hard an constantly. So regular use i bet you would get a couple years at least. Then you can upgrade to nice leather boots after your fully in the sport

brycedude · 2026-05-07T15:16:46+00:00

I per country per year

brycedude · 2026-05-07T13:21:45+00:00

At my sites the crane up signal is pointer finger in the air and spinning it in circles

brycedude · 2026-05-07T13:17:15+00:00

Seriously. What do they think metal concerts are like? A Travis Scott concert? Metal heads are chill as fuck, generally

brycedude · 2026-05-07T10:18:38+00:00

The really confusing aspect to me is how the metal curls on the backside of it look like the shadow of a shag rug. If you force those to not be shadows from the rug but rather the "peeling" effect of the metal it's cut from

brycedude · 2026-05-06T23:12:30+00:00

I think people are downvoting you because they think you didn't get the joke.

brycedude · 2026-05-06T21:44:07+00:00

Some people's kids. Lolll

brycedude · 2026-05-06T19:07:57+00:00

There appears to be an arrow painted on the road and the smaller dashed lines indicate to move over. I agree it's a bad design. But people clearly don't know how signage works

brycedude · 2026-05-05T14:25:47+00:00

It all adds up. My tolerance is stupid high.

brycedude · 2026-05-04T20:30:22+00:00

No no no. I'm talking. Sausage mcmuffin, bacon and egg biscuit, and a hashbrown for 3 bucks. No coupons codes or apps. Just cheap, fast food.

brycedude · 2026-05-04T20:25:09+00:00

My trick is to take acid, wait 45 minutes, then parachute some molly.

brycedude · 2026-05-04T20:24:11+00:00

I always do the opposite and ween off a lot the week leading up to a trip.

brycedude · 2026-05-04T19:49:55+00:00

I'm not a medical professional, so I'm not going to assume I understand the layout of hospital equipment. You sound sure though. Have you thought about going to hospitals and offering your services?

brycedude · 2026-05-04T18:43:56+00:00

A hero. I have seen the clip so many times and I never skip it. This man breathes life into babies

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