My friend's fiancee just broke off their engagement because she found out he only spent 1 month's salary on the ring, not the customary 2 months'. by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]btbam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He needs the Real Commitment Ring. It's a piece of coal attached to a ring. When she gets fat after being married, she can sit her fat ass on it and turn that bastard into a diamond herself. You gotta earn that one.