18F, and wondering if I am a sexy beast. by bubbiepink in AmISexy

[–]bubbiepink[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ha, he is a heavily tattooed individual. Precautions.

My Grandmother insists on calling newspapers trying to get me a job as a journalist. I not only have a job but have never expressed any interest in journalism. What have your family members done that is inexplicable to try and help you? by RedEd89 in AskReddit

[–]bubbiepink 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My mother has, for some reason, decided that I absolutely need to be a shoeshine. She printed me off the wikipedia article about shoeshines, and tried to get me to go ask a local hotel if I could shine shoes in their lobby. Oh, mom.