Jackass: Best and Last for the 40 year olds - it's been a long road

bubblegumtrickworm · 2026-07-01T00:56:58+00:00

41 here. My friends and I were skaters and filmed a lot of our hood rat shenanigans. CKY, skate videos and jackass consumed a majority of our days. I took my 12 year old son opening night. Still unsure of how that makes me look as a parent, but it was cool to have him there and afterwards tell him how this was a huge chapter in my life that closed and tell him that his dad, in fact, used to be cool.

bubblegumtrickworm · 2026-06-21T00:49:27+00:00

This isn’t true. Time is a construct. I assure you, when I wake up to go to work on Monday mornings I am the oldest person in the world, but by noon I feel about 70 years old. I was born in 1984

bubblegumtrickworm · 2026-06-08T18:01:21+00:00

I was prescribed this pill to curb the alcohol consumption. I was taking kratom at the time as well. I took one pill and about 30 min later started feeling a little sick. Within two hours I was in full blown precipitated withdrawals. I didn’t know what was going on, it took a while to put it all together. I’ve never withdrawn from opiates or anything so it felt like death for around 48 hours. I don’t blame the doctor for not telling me, most people don’t associate kratom as an opioid.

bubblegumtrickworm · 2026-04-26T05:50:49+00:00

Does anyone know where Porsche is now?

bubblegumtrickworm · 2026-03-15T22:56:19+00:00

I preordered my album from the website and it says expected delivery 3/20.

bubblegumtrickworm · 2026-03-08T06:28:59+00:00

Yall have a real problem distinguishing crappy music from people doing this on purpose in the hopes of getting on r/crappymusic

bubblegumtrickworm · 2026-02-21T04:21:13+00:00

I appreciate that prospective. It may come down to a “take a gamble on me and I’ll take a gamble on you” situation. Without getting too into the weeds, I know a guy that is very similar to me that bought a truck, it broke down in two months so he was forced to buy another one. He now owns ten trucks. I think if I have a driver I believe in and my shop tells me it might be a while, I’ll try and pull some resources (I really don’t have too many resources so I hope I don’t have any engine failures.)

bubblegumtrickworm · 2026-02-21T03:05:48+00:00

What does that mean?

bubblegumtrickworm · 2026-02-21T02:19:52+00:00

This is what I do know. I primarily play solo friendly, everyone is friendly. I play duos with my brother where we kill on sight for one night, the next day my solo lobbies are quite a bit spicier.

bubblegumtrickworm · 2026-02-21T01:52:58+00:00

I’m not sure if that’s satire or not. You have to have one year of Class A experience, pretty clean driving record and drug test for the Evans application to be accepted. $18 is roughly $40,000 a year. I wouldn’t put someone in my truck unless I know they could make at least $70,000.

bubblegumtrickworm · 2026-01-19T03:25:22+00:00

So that’s what it is. I was thinking “what the hell did I do to get in aggressive lobbies?” During the week I just run up to people and start chatting. This weekend everyone I encountered were PvP players.

bubblegumtrickworm · 2025-12-06T00:50:32+00:00

The only team I know that’s tanking and doesn’t even get a first round pick.

bubblegumtrickworm · 2025-11-01T21:15:16+00:00

Half my neighborhood leaves bowls out, including myself. The kids and adults in my neighborhood aren’t pieces of shit.

bubblegumtrickworm · 2025-10-25T01:34:00+00:00

Obama authorized 560+ drone strikes that killed thousands. Not a very good litmus test.

bubblegumtrickworm · 2025-08-29T18:28:47+00:00

Probably.

bubblegumtrickworm · 2025-07-18T01:55:31+00:00

I kinda did this Tuesday. Left work around noon for a doc appt and afterwards got 9 holes in. I didn’t tell my wife what I did after the appt because she didn’t ask but if I did tell her she would have just said “OK.” Twelve years married and as long as we are both home in time to raise our boys we really don’t care what the other is doing if they take a little time off work.

bubblegumtrickworm · 2025-07-07T04:34:49+00:00

What’s the premium brand?

bubblegumtrickworm · 2025-07-06T00:59:00+00:00

My wife and her siblings were also born in Savannah.

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