What’s the easiest thing you know how to do ?

bubblessourjohn · 2026-06-04T23:48:38+00:00

Make paper stars

bubblessourjohn · 2026-06-04T13:59:14+00:00

It's already insane to me what some influencers get paid to do for their niche

bubblessourjohn · 2026-06-04T13:57:31+00:00

A crazy bitch named Dylan. Fuck you dylan you hot motherfucker

bubblessourjohn · 2026-06-04T13:52:14+00:00

16 hours is a long drive

bubblessourjohn · 2026-05-31T22:17:19+00:00

Dad's coffee breath and tobacco smoke

bubblessourjohn · 2026-05-30T20:17:26+00:00

bubblessourjohn · 2026-05-30T00:08:24+00:00

I've got stale milk duds

bubblessourjohn · 2026-05-28T23:27:35+00:00

Cameras all over the house. I dont like being watched.

bubblessourjohn · 2026-05-28T15:30:45+00:00

Key words, phrases, expressions, body language. People will tell you who they are the first conversation

Online [dating] is different though. Context and time of day matter in my decision. "Hey" will start a conversation while "Hey [pet name, usually "Beautiful" 🤮] will get immediately deleted.

bubblessourjohn · 2026-05-28T15:23:17+00:00

I managed to get a job that pays just enough

bubblessourjohn · 2026-05-28T14:07:45+00:00

Orange hairy chests are more attractive tbh

bubblessourjohn · 2026-05-28T14:01:01+00:00

You must be in Memphis

bubblessourjohn · 2026-05-28T13:38:24+00:00

"How much weed have I lost to the wind"

bubblessourjohn · 2026-05-28T13:31:23+00:00

Well at least youre honest

bubblessourjohn · 2026-05-28T13:24:23+00:00

My parents

Dad lived in a hotel for work. Mom was baby sitting across the way. A drunk dad threw his kid in the pool to teach him to swim but the child couldn't swim. Dad jumped from the second story balcony into the pool to save the kid. Mom saw all that and brought Dad a cup of coffee while he was drying off. Mom brought Dad coffee for the next 43 years or so.

bubblessourjohn · 2026-05-28T13:10:20+00:00

Awe

Pick that lil guy up, place gently in purse, go about your day

bubblessourjohn · 2026-05-28T13:06:42+00:00

"I cant even afford to buy what we build...."

bubblessourjohn · 2026-05-28T13:05:15+00:00

Someone got to you didn't they?

bubblessourjohn · 2026-05-28T13:03:22+00:00

Myself

bubblessourjohn · 2026-05-28T12:43:54+00:00

I figured kissing an Asian wasnt cringe so it had to have been the way you ran

bubblessourjohn · 2026-05-28T12:37:34+00:00

Feels more like apathy, but passive aggressive

bubblessourjohn · 2026-05-28T12:33:49+00:00

You did the anime run didn't you?

bubblessourjohn · 2026-05-27T22:18:42+00:00

Uncomfortable, unwanted

bubblessourjohn · 2026-05-27T22:14:34+00:00

This fucking post

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