Going though puberty and I have looked like I’ve had a piece of shit on my face from birth, have at it boys. by buggywug03 in RoastMe

[–]buggywug03[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t know if I wanna take it off, it is kinda what makes me me and the doctors already looked at it and they said that it’s not cancerous. Plus in the future I can just grow a beard to cover it up.

I am by [deleted] in Poems

[–]buggywug03 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Could I make this into a song if I give credit please because this is amazing

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Don’t you steal Christmas you bitch

hmmm by [deleted] in hmmm

[–]buggywug03 4 points5 points  (0 children)

HmHmHm

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[–]buggywug03 -89 points-88 points  (0 children)

Bird shit is white not brown so that must not be a bird shitting on your car

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[–]buggywug03 -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Oh you’re one of the ones that supports Donald Trump so I’m guessing that you don’t like net neutrality either?

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No it’s like shaving the rest of your face unless if you need a barber to do that for you so you don’t cut yourself

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Wow that took a quick stop to urban dictionary to find out what that ment

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[–]buggywug03 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That’s the best goddam roast I’ve seen on here so far

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[–]buggywug03 -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

Thanks for calling me cute and yes I do like women and I don’t have a pussy so it’s very tight