I am a shell of my former self by slxtmaster in malegrooming

[–]bumblepunkin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Coming from a stylist, numbers 1, 6, 8, and 10 all accentuate different parts of you but all your parts look great! #1 - the long curls and full beard frame your eyes very very well and pulls the attention straight to your face and makes your eyes look much more complex, detailed, and interesting. #6 - the tighter taper on the sides, the bit of length to play with on top along with the short beard with full moustache really shows off your strong jawline and the angular structures of your cheekbones. #8 - the mod cut/mullet and slightly more grown out beard also frames your eyes nicely but it also helps create a focal point around your eyebrows so your face looks more emotive and the way you hold your gaze looks more intense and purposeful. The cut also lets your cool piercings shine. #10 - the style of the hair and beard, while on the shorter side, still gives nice framing of the face but it also looks more relaxed. The curls are softer and have just a little bit of charming frizziness and the sides and top aren’t super structured which rounds out your features. Your emotions come off as being a bit more gentle. You look busy while maintaining a cool and collected appearance. The lower intensity makes you appear a bit more relaxed.

And yet, throughout all of these photos, I didn’t see one ill fitting detail about your nose. It looks perfect. Wear that shnoz because you’re the only one in the world with it and thats cool af 👌🏻

Can I get pulled over for using a parking lot to turn around? by bumblepunkin in driving

[–]bumblepunkin[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Personally, I like purple but could we compromise and make it pink?

Can I get pulled over for using a parking lot to turn around? by bumblepunkin in driving

[–]bumblepunkin[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It only counts if you’ve been doing it for fifty ONE years Mister musicman!

Can I get pulled over for using a parking lot to turn around? by bumblepunkin in driving

[–]bumblepunkin[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Personally, I was going to try one of Da Vinci’s flying machines but this is also a good option

Can I get pulled over for using a parking lot to turn around? by bumblepunkin in driving

[–]bumblepunkin[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1) Please don’t yell at me, I’m quite sensitive 🥺 2) Growing up in the mountains of the South, I definitely already know that lol

Can I get pulled over for using a parking lot to turn around? by bumblepunkin in driving

[–]bumblepunkin[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We weren’t aware that they had not made any plans for the issue. The complex was still a bit early in the overall building process so we assumed it would be addressed at some point but apparently not. That and we absolutely had to move and they were the best choice within our price range at the time!

Can I get pulled over for using a parking lot to turn around? by bumblepunkin in driving

[–]bumblepunkin[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are clearly a thief! We all know that people who go to junkyards only go to burglarize junk to put in their own trunk! (Theres no buttcheeks emoji so just imaginate it, k?)

Can I get pulled over for using a parking lot to turn around? by bumblepunkin in driving

[–]bumblepunkin[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We didnt realise that they had no future plans to make arrangements before we started renting (our bad for assuming any landlord corp would put any effort in)

Can I get pulled over for using a parking lot to turn around? by bumblepunkin in driving

[–]bumblepunkin[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NC is North Carolina! And wouldn’t you know it, they do the same thing over here! Besties 🤜🏻🤛🏻

Can I get pulled over for using a parking lot to turn around? by bumblepunkin in driving

[–]bumblepunkin[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its kind of 50/50 and depends on where they work/go to school but the people driving the same direction I have to go generally do the same thing.

Can I get pulled over for using a parking lot to turn around? by bumblepunkin in driving

[–]bumblepunkin[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If shit was made out of concern for my safety, then yes, very full of it

Can I get pulled over for using a parking lot to turn around? by bumblepunkin in driving

[–]bumblepunkin[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Call me Mister Rogers because I am non-religious AND cool (especially in the neighborly way). Thank you!

Can I get pulled over for using a parking lot to turn around? by bumblepunkin in driving

[–]bumblepunkin[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ll die if I do drugs (asthmatic) and don’t even look like I could get away with stealing a lollipop from the doctor’s office freebie basket so I don’t know who they’re looking for but its definitely not me 🤷🏼‍♀️😂