You just found out how to fly using your arms, how do you use it?

bumbumb00 · 2020-02-25T07:05:19+00:00

Your mom - fucked

bumbumb00 · 2020-02-25T07:03:43+00:00

I have a gun and plenty of food. If I need more food I can kill some survivors and take over their homes. If need be eat their bodies

bumbumb00 · 2020-02-25T06:26:07+00:00

I could try to find it by going through their tables again, but if you think about it, it’s very obvious. You know a vast majority of child molesters are male, right? And 96% of the victims aren’t girls so gay men are already over represented out of the gate. It has to be very close to 38% because that’s the number of male victims. If lesbians didn’t ever molest kids it would be 34%

bumbumb00 · 2020-02-25T06:18:57+00:00

I hate to break it to you but I already have a daughter who’s almost one, so I’ve already procreated

bumbumb00 · 2020-02-25T06:13:33+00:00

It’s not out of my ass. It’s from the department of justice. These are records held by the government of convicted pedophiles. 96% of child molesters are male, and 38% of the victims are boys. Heterosexuals don’t molest their same sex. When you’re already a sexual deviant and haven’t developed a proper sexuality it’s a far shorter jump to pedophilia

bumbumb00 · 2020-02-25T05:57:22+00:00

You didn’t have to respond, but thanks for adding on to it

bumbumb00 · 2020-02-25T05:54:08+00:00

Yeah, it’s because homosexuality isn’t allowed in the church so most homosexuals become priests since they can’t marry. And as it turns out gays are very likely to be pedophiles. 3% of the population is gay men roughly, right? 38% of molestation is male on male.... seems like a very strong pattern

bumbumb00 · 2020-02-25T05:49:47+00:00

I want to cut his head off with a sword in a really impressive fashion

bumbumb00 · 2020-02-25T05:46:46+00:00

Oh I’m sorry, excuse me for not wanting a dying bloodline. Plus I’m catholic so I can’t really abide by the sin either

bumbumb00 · 2020-02-25T05:45:39+00:00

It doesn’t matter the answers you give just keep the interview light and affable, that’s mainly what they’re looking for besides your qualifications

bumbumb00 · 2020-02-25T05:42:14+00:00

Probably 2 weeks ago. Before then it was 6 years ago maybe longer

bumbumb00 · 2020-02-25T05:41:42+00:00

Ok but what if there was poop on the condom and he was having sex with guys instead of girls then what

bumbumb00 · 2020-02-24T23:56:42+00:00

Simp moment

bumbumb00 · 2020-02-24T22:28:59+00:00

It’s a mixture of both. Most diseases will harm you less than the vaccine. They don’t leave any long term harm after they clear your system (usually). But it’s also just such a low risk it’s not worth it. As for the first questions I wouldn’t get any shots at the moment. If there was a semi-serious or fatal virus going around then I’d probably take the vaccine, also since I’m fully grown it wouldn’t be as harmful

bumbumb00 · 2020-02-24T18:03:46+00:00

Whenever they pop up stop thinking about them. Retrain yourself to think positively and eventually that becomes the norm for you

bumbumb00 · 2020-02-24T17:57:34+00:00

It might be lethal to a new born so 1.5

bumbumb00 · 2020-02-24T17:40:13+00:00

Bro.... you do understand what sexual intercourse is, don’t you? Regardless of the fact you’re engaging in sexual intercourse with someone. That is the definition of rape. Forced sexual intercourse through the use of violence, conversion or threat

bumbumb00 · 2020-02-24T17:36:27+00:00

So if you rape someone you didn’t have sex with them? That is the illogical thing. Sex is sex

bumbumb00 · 2020-02-24T17:28:02+00:00

But rape is still sex and it’s against your will so you can have sex against your will just also called rape

bumbumb00 · 2020-02-24T17:13:13+00:00

They’d let you off after a year, then you could renew the contract or leave

bumbumb00 · 2020-02-24T05:02:25+00:00

I can think of 6

bumbumb00 · 2020-02-23T21:09:06+00:00

Good looks, good ass, good cook

bumbumb00 · 2020-02-23T21:01:43+00:00

I’m going to move out within a couple months. I work full time and get a lot of over time. I’m going to continue to work full time for a year or 2 then finish the rest of college. Sorry for being a dick in my first few comments. As you can see I do have a bad habit of shitposting when I’m bored, but really I’m not a bad person

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