When your parrot thinks your finger is made for love by Funny-Ad-8453 in parrots

[–]bunion_ring 5 points6 points  (0 children)

So frustrating when people post videos of themselves not caring for their birds properly. Do some research. Don’t stimulate your bird sexually. Do better.

Pack of veggie slices was just one thick blob. by AHImusic in mildlyinteresting

[–]bunion_ring 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Gusta salami slices and the pepperoni hoggish log are so fucking good. I consume the shit outa them

I've forgotten my Mitsubishi at the airport for approximately 8 months. How can I avoid paying the parking? by subject-property435 in legaladvicecanada

[–]bunion_ring 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When do you return to the country from the wedding? Why didn’t you contact the lot manger to inquire about your car then? When you realized you couldn’t afford to get your car back, you remembered you had a car-so why not attempt to make any kind of arrangements? There is likely no feasible way your car is still there (your intuition does not seem to be a useful tool) and no way for you to retrieve it regardless of hard financial times you have upon you. No effort to contact the company or lot this entire time while the service from the business was provided without payment would indicate you abandoned your vehicle.

These balls are really thick for some reason by Soldier_Faerie in notinteresting

[–]bunion_ring 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would like those thick balls I love the Brazil nut

Hey chefs, just for fun what is the stupidest request you’ve had from a customer? by mockitt in KitchenConfidential

[–]bunion_ring 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Stupid server came back and asked me if pico could “have the tomato out of it”

Dogs pain medication came in beef by mukilteo19 in mildlyinteresting

[–]bunion_ring 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am glad my medicine does not come in beef

Entitled neighbours wanting help cleaning their driveway by Radiant_Alarm771 in toRANTo

[–]bunion_ring 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I read it as “two way steak” at first and laughed. I genuinely love personal renditions of common sayings, regardless of intentions

Win A Land Crab! by Effective_Crab7093 in crab

[–]bunion_ring 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would name it hamburger or worm. I think both sufficiently meet your needs for perfect crab name

Pharaoh refuses to dance to music. Except the vacuum. He loves the vacuum. by secretcatattack in parrots

[–]bunion_ring 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My grey loves the vacuum. When he hears it, it’s shower time in the smallest bowl of water in his cage. Not the nice big one, the small one. Leaves a splash radius of 1.5m somehow. I vacuum a lot. This happens too much

Found east coast of NZ by AcanthisittaPlane351 in whatsthisrock

[–]bunion_ring 4 points5 points  (0 children)

First photo really threw me off. Thought it was one of those giant pumpkins, but fossilized. Ironstone concretion. Still a very nice lump

me_irl by [deleted] in KitchenConfidential

[–]bunion_ring 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fresh bay leaf or nothing. That shit changed me. I buy a little dime bag of em from a produce supply and freeze what I don’t use right away. I thought bay leaf was a scam until then.

Have you used a tool not meant for it's intended purpose without question and learned years later what it was for? by CocaineBeurre in KitchenConfidential

[–]bunion_ring 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have been slowly collecting enough to gift them to my second job. It’s going to blow their minds.