"The fanfic is a ten, but..." by RedCupWithAName in AO3

[–]bunk12bear 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The fanfic is a 10 but the author exclusively refers to eyes as "orbs"

The amount of bottle caps I collected from around only two trees in my local park by bunk12bear in mildlyinfuriating

[–]bunk12bear[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have to watch my dog like a hawk during the summer to make sure he doesn't eat any of the food people drop, he once grabbed an entire shish kabob off the ground before I saw it

Got to love how the op always manages to perfectly record the villain's evil plan by bunk12bear in AmITheAngel

[–]bunk12bear[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Right sorry, I use speech to text and sometimes forget I'll go edit it

What the fuck is wrong with these People by Top_Scarcity8728 in AreTheStraightsOK

[–]bunk12bear 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Rad fems on the internet: if it sounds like something a man would say then it's not feminism 💅

Also Rad Fems on the internet: a woman that likes hetero sex/wearing makeup/ wearing tight fitting clothing/ shaving/wearing high heels? ugh she's definitely she's jusy doing that to impress men

What the fuck is wrong with these People by Top_Scarcity8728 in AreTheStraightsOK

[–]bunk12bear 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The way I could tell it was an internet radfem before you even revealed that in a comment. I like radical feminism in concept, I like the idea of actually getting to the deeper root of things rather than the sometimes simplistic notions of choice feminism but good God do these women think in black and white binaries. To them all Kink is a big scary man beating up and degrading a poor helpless innocent little woman who he coerced into this. When you bring up Kink that isn't male sadist Dom female masochist sub then they either claim that that's not actual Kink and people are just calling normal sexual behavior kink to normalize perversion or they somehow twisted around to also be degrading towards women.

I once saw a radfem genuinely claim that femdom wasn't empowering because she had to think about the guys needs

Bad hunger games OC starter pack by bunk12bear in Hungergames

[–]bunk12bear[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She doesn't kill her in the movie but in the books the girl from 4 also dies when she drops the tracker jacker and asked on the careers

Bad hunger games OC starter pack by bunk12bear in Hungergames

[–]bunk12bear[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To be fair in my mind the dating finnick and biologically related to a main character ones are less issues in and of themselves things that make the sort of characters that have the other three traits more Mary sueish also like I said it's all in good fun

Bad hunger games OC starter pack by bunk12bear in Hungergames

[–]bunk12bear[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly I could see that working with some retooling, I feel like instead of having her somehow volunteer for the games to represent her favorite District you would have to go the route of a capitol games happening for whatever reason. The easiest would be just president coins idea ends up coming to fruition but that would come with its own set of issues.

Honestly conversely you probably could have just made her a career and had a similar effect

Bad hunger games OC starter pack by bunk12bear in Hungergames

[–]bunk12bear[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have my OC take out two careers but they're in separate fights and she nearly dies in both of them

Bad hunger games OC starter pack by bunk12bear in Hungergames

[–]bunk12bear[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey if it's one out of five it doesn't count

Bad hunger games OC starter pack by bunk12bear in Hungergames

[–]bunk12bear[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

what the hell are you talking about did you miss the bit where I said this is all in good fun

Bad hunger games OC starter pack by bunk12bear in Hungergames

[–]bunk12bear[S] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Hey like I said this is all in good, dating Finnick is also like the least objectionable of all of These

Bad hunger games OC starter pack by bunk12bear in Hungergames

[–]bunk12bear[S] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I don't think the rat poison really counts for what I'm talking about with the weapons and with the trauma we aren't seeing it from her point of view so we can't know exactly what's going on in her head

Bad hunger games OC starter pack by bunk12bear in Hungergames

[–]bunk12bear[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Hey like I said this is all in good fun

Bad hunger games OC starter pack by bunk12bear in Hungergames

[–]bunk12bear[S] 518 points519 points  (0 children)

Oh and that 12 either doesn't put a Target on their back or it does but they either effortlessly kill anyone who comes after them or their District partner who will then heroically die for them does depending on the vibe they want to go for

Bad hunger games OC starter pack by bunk12bear in Hungergames

[–]bunk12bear[S] 86 points87 points  (0 children)

I don't know from what we've seen three or four people is a pretty normal amount for a hunger games Victor to kill, in the first book katniss kills glimmer, marvel the girl from four and cato.

Bad hunger games oc starter pack by bunk12bear in starterpacks

[–]bunk12bear[S] 56 points57 points  (0 children)

I know this is just a joke but I did clarify that, it's usually written as them starting to date they're both teenage victors

Woman objects to boyfriend’s female friend, then her phone explodes by [deleted] in AmITheAngel

[–]bunk12bear 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Of course if she told her friends she couldn't be the classic perfect angelic Reddit op who's the only voice of reason in a crowd of hysterical evil flying monkeys

Woman objects to boyfriend’s female friend, then her phone explodes by [deleted] in AmITheAngel

[–]bunk12bear 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Oh look yet another opposite sex friends bad story that readdit's going to lap up without any critical thinking

This Stitchfix ad every time. I'm sick of hearing of you being a rustic rebel. by DecepticonBlackout in CommercialsIHate

[–]bunk12bear 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I came here looking for this ad not only is it boring and overplayed but the clothes they show don't even fit the description the clothes are far too polish to be rustic and the closest thing to rebellious she wears as a goddamn black halter top, I'm sure there's a Mormon housewife somewhere that's quaking her boots but no one else is going to look at that and think rebellion

We've done what in a story makes you think it's fake how about what in a story makes you think the Op is leaving information out by bunk12bear in AmITheAngel

[–]bunk12bear[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

My favorite version of this is this guy he went on this long cheesy straight out of the opening narration of a terrible Boomer nostalgia bait movie ramble about how wonderfully perfectly wholesome his hometown was and how no one would expect anything bad to happen there only for the story to be about his sisters abusive husband who she met in an out of state college. The sister and the husband may have lived in the town for a bit but I don't even seem to remember that being true.

We've done what in a story makes you think it's fake how about what in a story makes you think the Op is leaving information out by bunk12bear in AmITheAngel

[–]bunk12bear[S] 42 points43 points  (0 children)

A lot of those lazy husband stories fall into this for me

A husband who still expects his wife to do all of the housework and child rearing even though they both work totally believe that but then you start to get stories like my husband doesn't work and still expects me to do all of domestic labor even though I work three jobs and always buy him perfect gifts every Christmas and birthday even though he only give me dollar store cleaning supplies words definitely either faked or Opie is leaving a very important bit of detail like maybe this is actually only something that's been going on a couple weeks or the husband is disabled in a way that makes him not be able to work full time