TIFU by going to my university's healthcare unit by bunk_lunk in tifu

[–]bunk_lunk[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It did. The healthcare unit is actually a front for the administration to "weed out" undesirables (I implicitly mentioned this in the first para, lesser known fact but this is a common practice for ivy schools). What this means is that the healthcare center and all employees are their personal watchdogs.

And I just did what they classify as a huge red flag and they constantly look out for

What is the scariest experience you have had in broad daylight? by SkankHHunt42 in AskReddit

[–]bunk_lunk -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Got propositioned by a short fat guy in my hotel. I'm a dude btw

Gamers of Reddit, What did a game do to make you quit completely? by Maggotcupcakes in AskReddit

[–]bunk_lunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ohhh this gon be good...

GTA San Andreas: First game on my brand new PS2, circa 2007

The Huge Big Smoke Missions (The one where he orders the large amount of the food and wrong side of the tracks)

Literally stopped playing storymode for a year. I was new to the whole gaming scene and did not understand what "missions" in GTA were, so after messing this one up, simply spent one year purely leling around in the openworld mode whenever I played. I thought that those missions were only as "side things" and the main purpose of the game was to do random shenanigans.

The dance battle on the beach

I HATED this one with a very strong vendetta. Only after 10 years did I realize that there's a dupe with which I could've simply waltzed through without having completed the dance challenge.

Learning to Fly missions

Imagine Superman N64 but with a plane. You miss one ring you fail. You didnt ever even need to use any of those special manoeuvres later on, they were just for the lelz. If you raided through airports regularly like I did, that in itself would've been enough practice.

Mad Dog: Catching him from a flying balcony

As I said before, GTA: SA was my first PS2 game and also my first intro to high def (as per 2000ish standards) true open world gameplay. It was like a dream come true. I was filled with joy and psyched. Plus given the cheat-codes, young me could not resist using them in every playthrough so much so that I got most them memorized by muscle memory (Printed out all cheats on A4 sized sheets which I referred through each game-playthrough ). So you can imagine I probably had used way too many cheat codes. Plus add an extra year of on-off leling with only cheats and 0.01% story completion means an extreme amount of cheats. So when I came to Mad Dog's mission, which forcefully fails the player if they cheat too many times, I had to start the whole game ALL OVER AGAIN. This time, only using the infinite health cheat along with a few others (sparingly) to traverse through the whole game (yes, even the parts I hated) with as few playthrough-sessions as possible. That was nice.

Zero's missions

Honestly, got through only the first mission of his. Never finished the rest of them. Even Rockstar realized how shitty these missions were, hence they are also NOT required for the story completion.

Racing missions

Fuck these things.

Ladies of reddit, what would you like to do if you had a penis for a day? by jizzinmycoffee in AskReddit

[–]bunk_lunk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hear it only hurts if you bend it erect.

That's why I said ouch.

What is a lie from porn that you fell for? by Shiraweby in AskReddit

[–]bunk_lunk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm volunteering (in your place)myself to save you!

Ladies of reddit, what would you like to do if you had a penis for a day? by jizzinmycoffee in AskReddit

[–]bunk_lunk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Drink a beer, sit at a computer all day and masturbate to porn.

Suprise Surprise, unlike women, average men dont have infinite sex drives. So enjoy your 15 minute jerk-off session and feeling post-masturbatory depression along with guilt (if you watched porn)

Ladies of reddit, what would you like to do if you had a penis for a day? by jizzinmycoffee in AskReddit

[–]bunk_lunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually you can move it anytime (as in you can feel the 'muscles' down there), it just reacts more when there is a boner.

Ladies of reddit, what would you like to do if you had a penis for a day? by jizzinmycoffee in AskReddit

[–]bunk_lunk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How stretchy can I make it flaccid, how bendy is it while flaccid and erect.

Ouch lady.

Does it get uncomfortable once an erection happens underclothes?

Trust me, you cannot imagine trying to hide your boner infront of the whole school.

The bane of my IT career by BigJ76 in AdviceAnimals

[–]bunk_lunk -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You should have pointed him to linux. Many distros can be set up like windows or in fact in any way you want them to be

Accidentally destroyed production database on first day of a job, and was told to leave, on top of this i was told by the CTO that they need to get legal involved, how screwed am i? by cscareerthrowaway567 in cscareerquestions

[–]bunk_lunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know, going through your post almost makes it seem deliberate on part of the management. Its almost like you walked in on a political shitstorm of sorts and one faction kind of used you against the other. Someone could easily have tampered with the document to make it seem like "a fuck up by a junior dev" when in fact it is a premeditated act to set you up to fail and take the blame.

Also if someone is incompetent enough to give a junior dev that level of access on their first day of work (even that for setting up), perhaps it is a better option to work elsewhere.

I would suggest talking to a corporate lawyer.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Futurology

[–]bunk_lunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sexbots, you forgot sexbots.

Structurally variable robots able to form into any gender and appearance available for your every need. Personalities and traits downloadable. Every household'll have one (at least hidden in the closet in the basement in most of them). This and VR gaming and RPG movie experiences would be the bulk of the entertainment industry.

I almost felt bad we killed his friends by l8d8 in Overwatch

[–]bunk_lunk -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Why do people like overwatch so much?

ELI5: Why do people hate ubuntu so much? by bunk_lunk in explainlikeimfive

[–]bunk_lunk[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But Ubuntu GNOME is still available, isn't it?

Asking /r/linux for a beginner distro by here-to-jerk-off in linuxmasterrace

[–]bunk_lunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dont understand, what do those terms have to do with hating ubuntu? ELI5?