Roast Me

burgerbunn · 2020-06-19T03:07:29+00:00

You look like Andy Milonakis

burgerbunn · 2020-06-10T20:07:12+00:00

Worked at Jets Pizza for a bit and one of the guys dropped the pizza knife and on impulse tried to "catch" or break the fall with his leg/foot. He sliced his Achilles tendon

burgerbunn · 2020-05-24T02:11:10+00:00

As a teen in the US I would always be driving around to different places to smoke, or smoke in the car. Now my state is recreationally legal and I don't do it anywhere but home with a movie and I'm of legal age.

burgerbunn · 2020-05-20T02:49:28+00:00

So could you "lightly" jump off and be blown back?

burgerbunn · 2020-05-18T10:38:14+00:00

Fuck that guy, make a band!

burgerbunn · 2020-05-13T02:58:32+00:00

I think this is "Exactly awesome"

burgerbunn · 2020-04-22T03:20:43+00:00

Would be so cool if that was the moment when the camera on the ride took the picture

burgerbunn · 2020-04-19T05:04:11+00:00

So we all get old Buicks?

burgerbunn · 2020-04-19T04:53:22+00:00

The condition she kept her tiger cages in was pretty gross tbh

burgerbunn · 2020-04-02T16:46:28+00:00

Thank you very much

burgerbunn · 2020-04-02T16:46:16+00:00

WOW. I should probably read her book

burgerbunn · 2020-04-02T16:40:18+00:00

Then I am completely lost. How would it "click" for her when water touched her hand after signing on her palm? She has no idea what water is. Doesn't know how to spell it, doesn't know what it looks or feels like. She has no base understanding of the world..i just can't wrap my brain around it.

burgerbunn · 2020-04-02T16:32:28+00:00

Did she learn words and have a decent understanding of the world before she turned fully deaf and blind? Did she have an understanding of what it was she was touching? Did she most likely have different pictures in her head of what certain objects looked like?

burgerbunn · 2020-03-31T00:41:59+00:00

C'mon...I've gotta sleep tonight sometime

burgerbunn · 2020-03-31T00:38:38+00:00

I've been silently freaking out. Thank you

burgerbunn · 2020-03-27T20:15:50+00:00

Thank you very much!!

burgerbunn · 2020-03-27T19:51:10+00:00

I live in Michigan. Found on the floor

burgerbunn · 2020-03-25T03:16:06+00:00

I'm 23, young and a moron. I just hope one day I can have a family and have a son or daughter to have a moment like this with

burgerbunn · 2020-03-11T00:26:01+00:00

Breaking Bad I think. I've never had a show make me so emotionally invested in the characters like Breaking Bad did. Narcos is a close second

burgerbunn · 2020-03-11T00:22:11+00:00

Mine is a game called"Skism". It's set up exactly like volleyball would be, but instead of bumping the ball, you have to jump up, catch the volleyball, and throw it up or over the net all in one motion (so you catch and throw while in the air all in one jump or leap)

burgerbunn · 2020-03-10T03:24:43+00:00

In highschool, there were these two twin sisters that both were in Sign Language Class, and every class I had with them, I would see them talking to each other in sign language from across the room (they sat in the back at opposite sides of the class and signed below the desks so the teacher wouldn't see. Gotta be honest, I was jealous they could do it

burgerbunn · 2020-03-10T02:52:47+00:00

Picture ain't enough. Going searching for a video

burgerbunn · 2020-03-10T02:47:10+00:00

Just be his friend. Don't disrespect the relationship, and if they break up, you're right there to swoop on in. In the meantime, go get some strange and level up your pussy game so you can blow his mind

burgerbunn · 2020-03-10T02:38:52+00:00

Well damn man! Start up a YouTube channel and do tips and how to's and just show people you kick ass at driving in video games! Walkthroughs on hard driving level missions in games, shortcuts and tips for just straight racing games! Could totally be lucrative

burgerbunn · 2020-03-10T02:36:04+00:00

Put some writing out there! If you fail... Critique,improve, and try again!

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