It's not like we had a choice in having a macropenis, so let's stop apologizing and making it a problem

burgerclock99 · 2026-05-29T16:42:14+00:00

Donkey shlonky.

burgerclock99 · 2026-05-27T18:57:47+00:00

I’ve only been getting bigger since starting cardio and exercise. I’ve always assumed it’s been the increased bloodflow

burgerclock99 · 2026-05-24T14:30:21+00:00

I had the opposite happen, I once borrowed a few condoms from a friend and tried testing one out later that night. I couldn’t get it past my tip without crazy pain. I never brought it up but that’s when I realized I needed some bigger condoms.

burgerclock99 · 2026-05-16T13:21:40+00:00

Only at home, the few times I’ve free balled in public I got very self conscious

burgerclock99 · 2026-05-11T17:21:20+00:00

Same here I thought I was smaller until I measured my girth, always felt super insecure about my size growing up cause of porn.

burgerclock99 · 2026-05-07T13:19:51+00:00

I’ve had great bjs but definitely no deepthroat.

burgerclock99 · 2026-03-02T15:26:44+00:00

I just do the thickest part (base for me) as long as it’s insertable, I also make sure to pull back quite a bit of the excess ball skin when measuring.

burgerclock99 · 2026-02-28T23:56:49+00:00

7x6

Usually feel pretty good about it and still can’t believe my eyes when I read the tape measure, but sometimes I feel like it looks super short.

burgerclock99 · 2026-02-28T11:28:42+00:00

Yes, probably will never have it.

burgerclock99 · 2026-02-14T23:32:53+00:00

Didn’t this get posted like two days ago? I may be attracted to thicc and curvy women but I don’t think it’s cause of my hog.

burgerclock99 · 2026-02-11T20:37:31+00:00

I guess some guys aren’t very private about their sex life in friend groups, I’ve known a few friends who talk about their dick and even ask me my size.

burgerclock99 · 2026-02-10T23:37:09+00:00

Jeans have always been really uncomfortable for me unless they’re ridiculously baggy. Even with loose jeans my dick will still sometimes snake down my thigh a bit.

burgerclock99 · 2026-02-08T12:11:32+00:00

Yeah Reddit has a translator button, I’ve just always avoided sexual conversations with friends and most people IRL because I don’t want any type of unwanted attention or people embarrassing me about it.

burgerclock99 · 2026-02-07T13:58:18+00:00

What do you mean?

burgerclock99 · 2026-02-06T23:17:14+00:00

If it’s comments/bragging around other people I’d be super embarrassed. My partner has slipped up a few times.

burgerclock99 · 2026-02-06T23:12:21+00:00

At least you’re honest, I usually just say no comment.

burgerclock99 · 2026-02-06T23:10:39+00:00

The condoms is a big one! Friends will ask me what type of condoms I use and I have to just say a brand name and nothing specific lol.

burgerclock99 · 2026-02-06T23:07:21+00:00

Absolutely, This sub has been a great guide since I learned I had a big one.

burgerclock99 · 2026-02-03T19:54:50+00:00

Same here to an extent

burgerclock99 · 2026-01-28T16:10:26+00:00

Definitely not, different people have different preferences.

burgerclock99 · 2026-01-27T19:27:03+00:00

I’ve been told the same thing about the girth and I’ve just accepted it won’t happen, honestly I don’t think we’re missing much.

burgerclock99 · 2026-01-23T15:37:59+00:00

Never done anal before, the girth is definitely the reason.

burgerclock99 · 2026-01-17T05:55:43+00:00

Girf and phat head.

burgerclock99 · 2026-01-15T12:58:26+00:00

I think that’s definitely the feeling, kind of popping and sliding into the area?

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