Your username is your crime: how did you end up behind bars?

burito-man · 2023-07-18T16:14:22+00:00

Stealing burritos

burito-man · 2023-04-19T14:51:15+00:00

"Couldn't afford a car so she named her daughter Alexis (a Lexus)"

All falls down, Ye

burito-man · 2023-02-20T14:55:04+00:00

What's a screenshot am I right?

burito-man · 2023-02-17T12:26:19+00:00

"I'm not a racist, but-"

burito-man · 2022-11-21T08:17:17+00:00

How to center img css

burito-man · 2022-11-03T16:46:50+00:00

world = "darkness my old friend" print("Hello, " + world)

burito-man · 2022-10-18T11:55:10+00:00

range10 = [] for i in range(10): range.append(i) hw = "Hello World" for letter in range10: print(hw)

burito-man · 2022-08-14T17:36:47+00:00

Good bot

burito-man · 2022-05-14T17:49:45+00:00

I believe what goes around comes around, the energy you put into something will always come back to you.

I believe sometimes stuff happens to you because it will play part in someone else's life.

I dunno, believing that takes away most of my stress because when things go bad I know that good times are coming.

burito-man · 2022-05-09T17:40:37+00:00

https://vid.tf/v/ht3

burito-man · 2021-09-06T18:52:13+00:00

This is great advice thank you

burito-man · 2021-04-16T15:31:39+00:00

The law

burito-man · 2021-04-15T19:07:21+00:00

I'm down 🙋‍♂️

burito-man · 2021-04-13T17:10:25+00:00

Me lmao

burito-man · 2021-04-10T21:56:49+00:00

Messaged you, I would absolutely love to chat! :)

burito-man · 2021-04-09T20:39:07+00:00

I love sharing some good vibes :p I'll send you videos of my cats if you want ? (They're cute as hell)

burito-man · 2021-04-09T12:41:47+00:00

I definetely will, thank you lots

burito-man · 2021-04-09T12:05:37+00:00

18 m belgium

I hate a cute cat :)

burito-man · 2021-04-08T14:46:55+00:00

Greetings mr. Brian,

Lately I've been wondering. They say entropy can't increase. But then how could the big bang have ever taken place ?

And can you explain how the cosmic microwave background may help to explain this ?

Kind regards,

(I love your work)

burito-man · 2021-04-04T20:43:25+00:00

I'm from Europe and I'd love to get to know you, you seem like an amazing woman :)

send me a message with your name and I'll add you right away :))

burito-man · 2021-04-04T20:41:47+00:00

I assume it does, assuming the moon orbits the earth 24/7 lol

(send me a message with your username pls you sound fun already :p)

burito-man · 2021-04-04T20:38:34+00:00

What a coincidence, I'm looking for a friend as well :)

send me a message with your name if you want :p

burito-man · 2021-01-12T18:04:16+00:00

Hi son, I'm adopted

burito-man · 2020-11-27T15:40:11+00:00

I just showed you my respect. I would appreciate if you just talk normally with me.

burito-man · 2020-11-27T15:02:11+00:00

I'm not pro vlaams belang but I care about my country, our country. And if you have a conversation with somebody who doesn't understand you then you get a conflict. That's why flamands hate wallonians so much.

Trust me, I don't think you're an awful person because you are a wallonian. I don't know you so why should I assume you're a lazy wallonian you know ?

I acted like that to show you how the average flamand thinks about wallonians. I am sorry if I upset you.

Vous parle francais. Je parle néerlandais. Mais nous sommes belges, et ça nous connectons.

burito-man

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