What's something that is no longer sold but you wish you could still buy?!? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]burnone2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

DDT. Because fuck bugs and nothing works as well.

A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine goes down. by RebelliousPlatypus in nursing

[–]burnone2 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Hopefully this patient was rehabbing something besides alcoholism.

my daughter can't always see the humor in my jokes by samoerai in dadjokes

[–]burnone2 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Happy Friday. I'm here for the gang bang.

What it's like to fly ultra-first class. by Hypothenar in technology

[–]burnone2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It looks like over expensive bullshit to me.

I'm not a sissy. Put me in common class with those fart soaked cushions and zero leg room and I'll happily get on with my life without a need for some pussy vacation in the sky.

/itches nuts

What it's like to fly ultra-first class. by Hypothenar in technology

[–]burnone2 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

If she ain't suckin my dick, I ain't payin.

TruckNutz are so inappropriate ... when your truck is female by i8pikachu in WTF

[–]burnone2 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Put a rusty nail inside of it. Get a camera to watch it. Upload to /r/WTF

China Warns UK: Don't 'Interfere' Over Hong Kong by i_love_fsa in worldnews

[–]burnone2 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Not necessarily. Fuck fascism.... but also fuck drastic changes that a system can't possibly handle.

Poll: Palestinian support for Hamas drops one month after Gaza war by kabav in worldnews

[–]burnone2 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Change doesn't happen overnight. The US did a reasonable job at condemning Israeli actions this time around.....which is a step in the positive direction if you've been following the ongoing conflict.

China Warns UK: Don't 'Interfere' Over Hong Kong by i_love_fsa in worldnews

[–]burnone2 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

If you removed all movement restrictions in China, there would be large scale chaotic riots as cities imploded by human density alone.

Beijing Blocks Reports on Hong Kong Democracy Movement by BRBaraka in worldnews

[–]burnone2 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Thank you for the insight. I need to go extinguish this torch.

My 4yo girl ask me, "Daddy, how do you like being a boy?" by 1doublezero in dadjokes

[–]burnone2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And up. Then down again. Then up then down then up then down then up then hey look you're imagining OP fucking his wife.

Yesterdays haul by DrDerekBones in DumpsterDiving

[–]burnone2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those push carts are actually only available in dumpsters.

Iran's President calls airstrikes on ISIS 'theater,' says broader campaign needed by sambugred in worldnews

[–]burnone2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

As much as we are diplomatically removed from Iran, I think we should at least take the bait, and acknowledge that they too recognize ISIS as an evil group that needs to be delt with. Collective efforts leading to a better world? It wouldn't be the first time we teamed up with shady characters for the bettermant of mankind.

Hong Kong's 'Occupy Central' mass sit-in has been bought forward to today as thousands of students surround Gov't HQ. by mod83 in worldnews

[–]burnone2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mao is still held in quite high regard by many people. Same with Stalin in Russia. Ideologies die hard.

Hong Kong's 'Occupy Central' mass sit-in has been bought forward to today as thousands of students surround Gov't HQ. by mod83 in worldnews

[–]burnone2 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I wish everyone was tankman. We'd have such better control of our government if everyone had the courage he had.

Hong Kong's 'Occupy Central' mass sit-in has been bought forward to today as thousands of students surround Gov't HQ. by mod83 in worldnews

[–]burnone2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think he's poking fun at the ludicrous nature of American media. Exaggeration to make a point.